K-State Withdrawal Syndrome (K SWiS)

[AndrewVonLintel]

I was recently informed of a newly diagnosed medical condition that is becoming widespread and that has been a personal problem for 12 years. It is kinda like HIV. Lots of people get infected with it and don't realize it is a problem until much later in life.

This illness has been Identified as K-State Withdrawal Syndrome or K SWiS for short. This disease normally takes hold in Mid January after Football Season. Fortunately Mid January cases are relatively mild and only mildly reduce quality of life. In recent years this disease has afflicted more people in March and has been much more severe. This year the March illness was very mild and by May many had fully recovered and were living even better than normal.

We are expecting a Mid June Case of K SWiSS (The extra S is for Serious) and it is expected to absolutely floor people.  Stay tuned for further developments and possible immunizations.

In the mean time prayer is your only answer.   

[SkinnyBenny]

So what does the I stand for?

[AndrewVonLintel]

Sometimes you just need a vowel WIthdrawal or maybe I misunderstood the Doctor.....

It is newly diagnosed illness and there is a lot of misinformation out there.

[SdK]

Should just have a lowercase i, for withdrawal. K SWiS

[scottwildcat]

Should just have a lowercase i, for withdrawal. K SWiS

This is the best way to do it.

[Frankenklein]

    Sounds made up to me,or it's just cooties

[AndrewVonLintel]

    Sounds made up to me,or it's just cooties

This is more real than Global Warming and The  I in K SWiSS should be lowercase... my mistake.

[BushBlister]

i thought i got cooties once but it was just a boner from making out with so many chicks cause u no how i do.  thank god for mrs. fingleson's health class cause i wouldve reaally thought some thing was wrong with my nither regions had she not taught us about erections (boners).

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

i thought i got cooties once but it was just a boner from making out with so many chicks cause u no how i do.  thank god for mrs. fingleson's health class cause i wouldve reaally thought some thing was wrong with my nither regions had she not taught us about erections (boners).

Mrs Fingleson 

[SkinnyBenny]

i thought i got cooties once but it was just a boner from making out with so many chicks cause u no how i do.  thank god for mrs. fingleson's health class cause i wouldve reaally thought some thing was wrong with my nither regions had she not taught us about erections (boners).

Mrs Fingleson 

Way hotter than Mrs. Brooks.