Friends, we have a problem. Iowa State has caught on to the secret that we've all known for awhile. They have discovered the benefits that come when you give your arena a nickname. This can only mean that we should expect them to start competing for the Elite-ness trophy year end and year out with us. Expect more AND1 style basketball, players driving Escalades and drug and violence related arrests. All we can do is hope that our other beloved nortards don't catch on as well. I just hope the Cats can make it out of the Home of Free HD alive today.