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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #700 on: December 21, 2017, 09:13:37 PM »
A star is reborn.

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #703 on: December 21, 2017, 09:39:35 PM »
espn has the joker who went 0-11 on the night, instead of the guy who dropped 32 and carried the team to victory. i'm rough ridin' livid

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #707 on: December 21, 2017, 09:56:44 PM »
32 in 25 mins...

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #708 on: December 21, 2017, 10:02:41 PM »
it's time for a new message board name. beasley is more fun to watch than ksu basketball

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #709 on: December 21, 2017, 10:06:40 PM »
I second this. Beasley is going to make this long BB season endurable.

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #710 on: December 21, 2017, 10:12:48 PM »
You really can never argue with Deadspin's headlines.

https://deadspin.com/michael-beasley-had-a-dang-night-1821520194

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #711 on: December 21, 2017, 10:13:04 PM »
"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Beasley Buckets. His greater than 10% usage of his brain is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of it will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the walking bucket's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his tattoos. His personal philosophy draws heavily from me7o, for instance. Knicks fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these buckets, to realize that they're not just memes- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Michael Beasley truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in his existenial quote "I’m Your Favorite Player’s Favorite Player" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Beasley zooms pass his defender and explodes for a slam on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ???? And yes by the way, I DO have a Michael Beasley tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand."


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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #713 on: December 21, 2017, 10:53:54 PM »
holy crap beas :love:

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #714 on: December 21, 2017, 11:03:20 PM »
 :)

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« Reply #715 on: December 21, 2017, 11:40:01 PM »
 :love:

Beasley was born for the New York spotlight.


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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #717 on: December 22, 2017, 08:24:41 AM »
https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/944050844525264896

When the Knicks build a statue of him in front of MSG they should use this photo.

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #722 on: December 22, 2017, 09:45:52 AM »
need someone to photoshop on beasleys crotch the ck dick floppin gif

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #723 on: December 22, 2017, 10:46:55 AM »
The photo captures what the two are best known for: Mike, scoring, and Smart, flopping.

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Re: KSU Cat Michael Beasley to Lakers? (nope phoenix)
« Reply #724 on: December 22, 2017, 03:01:29 PM »
i (new yorker) (and knicks fan) love so much how new york has embraced b-eazy


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.