"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Beasley Buckets. His greater than 10% usage of his brain is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of it will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the walking bucket's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his tattoos. His personal philosophy draws heavily from me7o, for instance. Knicks fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these buckets, to realize that they're not just memes- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Michael Beasley truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in his existenial quote "I’m Your Favorite Player’s Favorite Player" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Beasley zooms pass his defender and explodes for a slam on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. ???? And yes by the way, I DO have a Michael Beasley tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand."