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Re: Worried
« Reply #75 on: September 01, 2018, 08:40:28 PM »
So we're stomping a 49-7 mudhole in these guys, right?

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Re: Worried
« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2018, 08:40:46 PM »
What if these new coaches suck?

What do you mean by "What if"?

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Re: Worried
« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2018, 08:44:29 PM »
I'm starting to suspect that our O line has once again been vastly overrated.

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Re: Worried
« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2018, 08:45:55 PM »
Maybe we're doing some Goku like training and have weighted clothing?

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Re: Worried
« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2018, 08:48:46 PM »
Oh well there's always 9 wins after this one.

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Re: Worried
« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2018, 08:49:39 PM »
in these early games, i usually just focus on the defensive side of the ball.  i find that has greater predictive power over the long run.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Worried
« Reply #81 on: September 01, 2018, 08:50:30 PM »
This team is pretty shitty right now
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Re: Worried
« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2018, 08:51:13 PM »
oh man, the university of kansas is losing to something called nicholls, if you can believe that.
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Re: Worried
« Reply #83 on: September 01, 2018, 08:51:53 PM »
 Still just listening. Does it look like Bill even knows what is going on? Is he paying attention, or is he just wandering around looking at the sky?
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Re: Worried
« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2018, 08:54:18 PM »
He waits for an injury then strolls onto the field.

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Re: Worried
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2018, 08:54:24 PM »
i like the way our defense is responding, to be honest.  per aspera, boys.
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"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Worried
« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2018, 08:56:36 PM »
Bill's thinking: "Damn glad I signed the extension before this abortion"

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Re: Worried
« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2018, 08:56:48 PM »
They could use a 7 linebacker defense and have no problems.

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Re: Worried
« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2018, 08:59:21 PM »
Next week's game...yeesh. :blindfold:

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Re: Worried
« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2018, 08:59:52 PM »
this is going to be controversial, but i believe that for as long as the game is relatively low scoring, willie should do full, deep pushups for the traditional celebratory pushup count.  obviously, i don't expect a mascot to do hundreds of full pushups in a high scoring game; however he should not assume that the game will be high scoring.  he should start with full pushups and then gradually transition to shallow pushups as the score elevates.

i hate to harp on this, but here we are at the end of the third quarter and our wildcats have notched four field goals.  a little quick math tell me that that's a total of 30 pushups.  now my best days may be behind me, but you can't tell me that our beloved mascot isn't capable of doing 30 full, deep pushups over the course of the three fourths of a game.
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Re: Worried
« Reply #90 on: September 01, 2018, 09:03:53 PM »
rough ridin' hell

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Re: Worried
« Reply #91 on: September 01, 2018, 09:04:37 PM »
some of you are probably thinking - "wait, willie can't do full, deep pushups, you fool.  because of his oversized head."  well, i'm sorry, willie apologists, all he has to do is move forward on the platform so that the head hangs off.  it's a non-issue.
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Re: Worried
« Reply #92 on: September 01, 2018, 09:04:38 PM »
Scboen sucks
Yup quoting my own [sic] ass post
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Re: Worried
« Reply #93 on: September 01, 2018, 09:04:44 PM »
man our wr's are some hot dogshit

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Re: Worried
« Reply #94 on: September 01, 2018, 09:04:58 PM »
It looks like the 360 is complete. We are officially the worst FBS team in the nation now. You can take a bow and retire now, Snyds.
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Re: Worried
« Reply #95 on: September 01, 2018, 09:07:03 PM »
Now now, there's always KU.

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Re: Worried
« Reply #96 on: September 01, 2018, 09:08:21 PM »
keep in mind, through significant difficulty, the defense is pitching a second half (crunch time) shutout.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Worried
« Reply #97 on: September 01, 2018, 09:10:13 PM »
Two possession game!!

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Re: Worried
« Reply #98 on: September 01, 2018, 09:10:23 PM »
i do admit, shifting strategies towards scoring touchdowns reeks of vulgar desperation.
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Re: Worried
« Reply #99 on: September 01, 2018, 09:11:15 PM »
really looking forward to this show with the guy from castle