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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #150 on: December 03, 2014, 08:28:57 PM »
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
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« Reply #151 on: December 03, 2014, 08:35:53 PM »
1. 10 years old
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3. All dogs go to heaven, 101 dalmations, sniffing dogs butts for dummies

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OMG! Was that good or what chings? :lol:
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« Reply #152 on: December 03, 2014, 08:39:29 PM »
Look at the eyebrows dude, it's a mouth

well, then change the eyebrows, because it's a mustache.


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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #154 on: December 08, 2014, 12:00:02 PM »
Age:  4
Gender:  M
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
likes: Spiderman or Batman Action Figures, Big Legos, Hard Paged Books about animals or dinosaurs.
cost:  $25


Age: 4
Gender: F
Shirt: 5T
Pants: 5T
Shoe: 10 Toddler
Likes:  Hard paged books, Baby dolls and Accessories, purses or dress up clothes
cost: $25

Personalized dinosaur plush

Embroidered Princess Kitten Pal Purse and Stuffed Animal

do i have to order these online or are they sold in stores or at the mall?

have this little unit showing up on wednesday, thank you for your consideration



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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #155 on: December 16, 2014, 05:51:37 PM »
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do. 

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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #156 on: December 16, 2014, 05:54:12 PM »
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
Man, if this was circa bbs'ing 5 years ago, a dick in the box .gif would be a perfect fit here. Followed by a few hur hur's.
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #157 on: December 16, 2014, 06:57:09 PM »
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
Man, if this was circa bbs'ing 5 years ago, a dick in the box .gif would be a perfect it here. Followed by a few hur hur's.

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« Reply #158 on: December 16, 2014, 08:20:43 PM »
Age: 61
Sex: F
Likes: Travel, Golf, Bridge, Talbots, Interior Decorating, Detroit circa 1965, Michael Buble
$100

Age: 30
Sex: F
Likes: Sourpatch kids, running, US Weekly, Vegetarian, The Red Tent, Parker Palmer
$150 also see: travel thread post for anniversary gift ideas (29 of December)

Age: 2.5
Sex: M
Likes: Thomas the Train, trains, Bob the Builder, Construction sites, Dinosaurs, Batman, Spider-Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
$50

Age: 6 months
Sex: M
Likes: eating, sleeping, crawling, smiling, putting things in his mouth
$50

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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #159 on: December 17, 2014, 09:18:38 AM »
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show, celebrity gossip mags
$100

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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #160 on: December 17, 2014, 09:34:50 AM »
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show, celebrity gossip mags
$100

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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #161 on: December 17, 2014, 09:44:23 AM »
Age: 61
Sex: F
Likes: Travel, Golf, Bridge, Talbots, Interior Decorating, Detroit circa 1965, Michael Buble
$100
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Age: 30
Sex: F
Likes: Sourpatch kids, running, US Weekly, Vegetarian, The Red Tent, Parker Palmer
$150 also see: travel thread post for anniversary gift ideas (29 of December)
Garmin vivofit Activity Tracker
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Age: 2.5
Sex: M
Likes: Thomas the Train, trains, Bob the Builder, Construction sites, Dinosaurs, Batman, Spider-Man, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
$50
Chomp & Clack Alligator Push Toy
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Age: 6 months
Sex: M
Likes: eating, sleeping, crawling, smiling, putting things in his mouth
$50
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #162 on: December 17, 2014, 09:48:44 AM »
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Beewi 2.0 Speaker System

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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #163 on: December 17, 2014, 10:14:33 AM »
1. 28 years old
2. Female (kin)
3. The Avett Brothers
active outdoorsy
 $50
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #164 on: December 17, 2014, 10:30:55 AM »
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Beewi 2.0 Speaker System

am i being punished here?
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #165 on: December 17, 2014, 11:09:33 AM »
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

1) 33
2) Female
3) Hart of Dixie, Scandal, Love Actually
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« Reply #166 on: December 17, 2014, 11:11:35 AM »
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

1) 33
2) Female
3) Hart of Dixie, Scandal, Love Actually

beewi 2.0 speaker system
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #167 on: December 17, 2014, 11:39:35 AM »
1. 28 years old
2. Female (kin)
3. The Avett Brothers
active outdoorsy
 $50
TIA
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #168 on: December 17, 2014, 11:39:56 AM »
1. 29 years old
2. Female
3. Hallmark x-mas movies, My Five Wives, the Duggers show
$100
Beewi 2.0 Speaker System

am i being punished here?
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« Reply #169 on: December 17, 2014, 12:06:42 PM »
Hello fellow festive friends and followers of frivolity and fun!

The gift buying season is nigh!  Don't let the stress of finding the perfect gift for your loved ones bum you out and sour your nog!  Let Chingon (and associates) determine what the best bundle should be!

This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

1) 33
2) Female
3) Hart of Dixie, Scandal, Love Actually

beewi 2.0 speaker system

crap I got her something like that last year.  :(
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Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #170 on: December 17, 2014, 12:42:13 PM »

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No on the push toy...that is for like a 9 mo old...but KK probably already knew that.  We got our kid a leap pad at that age for Christmas.  Excellent investment and an opportunity for aunts, uncles and grandparents to get the accessories. Still plays with it regularly 3 years later.

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« Reply #171 on: December 17, 2014, 02:19:16 PM »


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Age: 2.5
Sex: M
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No on the push toy...that is for like a 9 mo old...but KK probably already knew that.  We got our kid a leap pad at that age for Christmas.  Excellent investment and an opportunity for aunts, uncles and grandparents to get the accessories. Still plays with it regularly 3 years later.

We already have 2 iPads.  No way we are getting additional devices and sure as hell not one just for him.  He's fine I was just curious.

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« Reply #172 on: December 18, 2014, 09:27:35 PM »
My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
I just guiltbought some overpriced crap from Tiffany. I hate myself.

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« Reply #173 on: December 19, 2014, 06:01:42 AM »

My GF has 7 presents wrapped and sitting under the tree for me.  I have 0 for her.  I don't know what to do.
I just guiltbought some overpriced crap from Tiffany. I hate myself.
there is nothing overpriced at Tiffany
the box bag and bow are worth their weight in gold


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« Reply #174 on: December 19, 2014, 08:11:35 AM »
brothers, ages 30 -40, preferably liquor. like Whiskey the best. Thoughts?
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