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Title: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: GregKSU1027 on December 06, 2017, 06:25:07 PM
I vote winters. Just cause he would bring the Zeal.

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Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: kso_FAN on December 06, 2017, 06:26:20 PM
steve dave
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Katdaddy on December 06, 2017, 06:28:15 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: ksuchris2000 on December 06, 2017, 06:32:04 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: MadCat on December 06, 2017, 06:59:27 PM
MadCat
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Joker on December 06, 2017, 07:02:01 PM
There's one logical choice here.

The statistical savant, the sage of spreadsheets, the scheme shark himself...ksu_FAN1.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Holdin Manutz on December 06, 2017, 07:07:58 PM
 :emawkid: Couldn't do any worse I wouldn't think.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Big Sam on December 06, 2017, 07:10:08 PM
steve dave

I believe steve dave would be too constrained as OC.  He should have his own dojo in Vanier to train kids on the entire team super secret moves to totally obliterate out opponents, thus ensuring Cat victories.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: MadCat on December 06, 2017, 07:12:47 PM
There is an escape clause in my current contract in the off-chance the position of offensive coordinator at Kansas State University is offered to me.  Just sayin’ ...
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: steve dave on December 06, 2017, 08:05:40 PM
steve dave

I believe steve dave would be too constrained as OC.  He should have his own dojo in Vanier to train kids on the entire team super secret moves to totally obliterate out opponents, thus ensuring Cat victories.

we'd never lose a game again you downgrade
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2017, 08:15:11 PM
Any of the mods would be like getting Lebron on your intramural bball team
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: wetwillie on December 06, 2017, 08:18:57 PM
I really think it should be chingon, he knows the most about football strategy and would likely never punt.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Trim on December 06, 2017, 08:32:35 PM
I'd like to see what sys could do.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on December 06, 2017, 08:34:16 PM
Who would be best recruiter?
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Trim on December 06, 2017, 08:36:58 PM
Who would be best recruiter?

Cassidy, as far as ID'n who to get.  Then we could all fly to the spot for the recruitPAK.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: WackyCat08 on December 06, 2017, 08:37:33 PM
OC: _fan

Who would be best recruiter?
Obviously me. I helped bring home Freeman by showing him the campus and introducing him to some DTF's at a party. I'm already helping Coleman get a stud walk on from the ATL and I already do it for a living. Duh!
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: wetwillie on December 06, 2017, 08:38:08 PM
Kat Kid
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: libliblibliblibliblib on December 06, 2017, 08:40:36 PM
I'd like to see what sys could do.

 :ksu:
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: michigancat on December 06, 2017, 08:48:46 PM
I'd like to see what sys could do.

 :ksu:
He would have us do things we do well as often as possible
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: ballboy55 on December 06, 2017, 09:08:19 PM
the goEMAW poster that sits in front of me in section 12, row 36...sorry friend, I forgot your screen name. He seems smart and is the only goEMAW poster I've met in real life. So take the keys to the offense, nameless friend in the SW corner. I'll miss you up there.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: nicname on December 07, 2017, 01:43:13 AM
Depends. Who would run the most perfectly timed jailbreak screens?

https://youtu.be/pTLYquGrsPE?t=1m45s
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on December 07, 2017, 07:59:57 AM
I don't know that he's necessarily the most qualified... But I believe ksublumpkin would have the most fun with the job
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Three-putt on December 07, 2017, 08:11:00 AM
I am officially announcing that I am withdrawing my name from consideration for the K-state OC job.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: outofstate on December 07, 2017, 08:23:12 AM
 :runaway:
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: KSNimrod on December 07, 2017, 09:28:39 AM
Who would be best recruiter?

Katdaddy - for all the right reasons.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: muqluk on December 07, 2017, 09:50:15 AM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Shooter Jones on December 07, 2017, 09:51:52 AM
Depends. Who would run the most perfectly timed jailbreak screens?

https://youtu.be/pTLYquGrsPE?t=1m45s

on NCAA football back in the day, I would run screen plays to the left/right, and run almost straight back but kind of to the opposite side with the QB, to get all the linemen chasing, then dump it to the RB for a decent gain.

I think I would bring this play to the KSU Cats OC position.

Also, lots of 2-3 TE sets, even on 2nd and longs!
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: kso_FAN on December 07, 2017, 10:03:19 AM
If I was OC, this would be my fancy HUNH play board.

(https://image.ibb.co/g71b0G/mm.gif)
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 07, 2017, 10:07:50 AM
Interview question #1:  How do you feel about two-thirds of the fans counting down the play clock on the majority of our plays?
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: kso_FAN on December 07, 2017, 10:09:04 AM
Interview question #1:  How do you feel about two-thirds of the fans counting down the play clock on the majority of our plays?

Fans are often dumb.

Next.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 07, 2017, 10:12:36 AM
Expanding on that, how do you feel about taking a timeout directly after a timeout or other stoppage of play?
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: SkinnyBenny on December 07, 2017, 10:22:28 AM
It’s usually dumb, but our fans counting down has absolutely gotten us out of some delay of game penalties when our idiotic “look to the sidelines for 35 seconds to check with the coaches and then clap your hands really fast when you realize there are 2 seconds left on the play clock” system is in play. Not a ton, but probably a few.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: MakeItRain on December 07, 2017, 10:26:53 AM
It’s usually dumb, but our fans counting down has absolutely gotten us out of some delay of game penalties when our idiotic “look to the sidelines for 35 seconds to check with the coaches and then clap your hands really fast when you realize there are 2 seconds left on the play clock” system is in play. Not a ton, but probably a few.

Definitely in the West Virginia game, sky was completely oblivious to the play clock.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: XocolateThundarr on December 07, 2017, 11:26:22 AM
If I was OC, this would be my fancy HUNH play board.

(https://image.ibb.co/g71b0G/mm.gif)

BITB
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Shooter Jones on December 07, 2017, 11:32:36 AM
It’s usually dumb, but our fans counting down has absolutely gotten us out of some delay of game penalties when our idiotic “look to the sidelines for 35 seconds to check with the coaches and then clap your hands really fast when you realize there are 2 seconds left on the play clock” system is in play. Not a ton, but probably a few.

Definitely in the West Virginia game, sky was completely oblivious to the play clock.

Some stadiums have massive play clocks on the field wall behind the end zones, KSU Stade should've installed those 25 years ago.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: SEK_EMAW on December 07, 2017, 11:34:07 AM
It’s usually dumb, but our fans counting down has absolutely gotten us out of some delay of game penalties when our idiotic “look to the sidelines for 35 seconds to check with the coaches and then clap your hands really fast when you realize there are 2 seconds left on the play clock” system is in play. Not a ton, but probably a few.

I was mainly poking fun at/complaining about our offense that leads to what seems like a majority of plays being snapped inside of 5 seconds.  But I do have a problem with the fans that feel the need to start counting every time the play clock hits 10.  Our fans need to develop some situational awareness.



Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: PIPE on December 07, 2017, 11:51:38 AM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Trogdor on December 07, 2017, 11:55:23 AM
I like scoring a lot of points in Madden
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Yard Dog on December 07, 2017, 12:04:18 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Pete on December 07, 2017, 12:05:04 PM
I execute a hard nosed running play on every down.  My goal would be to gain 2.5 yards on every play.  I would not punt.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Trogdor on December 07, 2017, 12:17:28 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

My coaching philosophy:

1. Play to win (duh)
2. Multi-dimensional offense, can operate at a fast pace and slow pace efficiently
3. Heck of a lot of scoring (yards is nice too)
4. Have a QB that can run occasionally, but not so much where i need 2 other quarterbacks to get hurt to figure that out
5. At least one WR over 6'2 that gets EZ jump balls
6. One RB that is shifty and fast and another big ass RB that would injure at least one defender each play
7. A TE that is going to catch the ball like anytime its 3rd down
8. An O-line that doesnt suck
9. TD celebrations
10. Trick plays
11. Actually going on 4th down from time to time
*BONUS*
12. a fullback that is not Winston Dimel


Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: MakeItRain on December 07, 2017, 01:10:43 PM
If I was OC, this would be my fancy HUNH play board.

(https://image.ibb.co/g71b0G/mm.gif)

BITB

Yeah, that's amazing don't know how the dude does it.
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: muqluk on December 07, 2017, 01:20:38 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.

No sir. He rules with an iron fist, and no checking. (fact!)  Aint no stoppin this train!

Which may be worse. He make bad decisions more often than good ones. (also fact!)
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Trogdor on December 07, 2017, 02:44:22 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.

No sir. He rules with an iron fist, and no checking. (fact!)  Aint no stoppin this train!

Which may be worse. He make bad decisions more often than good ones. (also fact!)

Fake news
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: muqluk on December 07, 2017, 03:14:50 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.

No sir. He rules with an iron fist, and no checking. (fact!)  Aint no stoppin this train!

Which may be worse. He make bad decisions more often than good ones. (also fact!)

Fake news

Every down:
(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/rojpsjJtHS9PU3OMrzezs7MnrOY=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9519853/ksu.png)
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: MadCat on December 07, 2017, 03:18:02 PM
With the victory formation how can you lose?  :Woohoo:
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: brandochav on December 07, 2017, 05:51:02 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.

No sir. He rules with an iron fist, and no checking. (fact!)  Aint no stoppin this train!

Which may be worse. He make bad decisions more often than good ones. (also fact!)
Hmm...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171207/db8e562bab651a24eed87f2c589b7a9d.jpg)

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Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: muqluk on December 07, 2017, 06:00:18 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.

No sir. He rules with an iron fist, and no checking. (fact!)  Aint no stoppin this train!

Which may be worse. He make bad decisions more often than good ones. (also fact!)
Hmm...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171207/db8e562bab651a24eed87f2c589b7a9d.jpg)

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No :(
:shakesfist: :bang: :'bye cruel world:
Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: brandochav on December 07, 2017, 06:11:03 PM
I think the guy who stands above all is [you].   :emawkid:

I think [you] would be too. If it were me I'd run that play where we act like we're gonna pass and then the quarterback runs between the tackle and guard on the right side and gets the shizzle knocked out of him. Every play.

Hard pass.

That a-hole wouldn't read the whole play book and end up calling repeats of plays ran 2 series previous.


 :fatty:

As long as [you] doesn't give his qb free reign to check into the same play on every down I could get behind it.

No sir. He rules with an iron fist, and no checking. (fact!)  Aint no stoppin this train!

Which may be worse. He make bad decisions more often than good ones. (also fact!)
Hmm...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171207/db8e562bab651a24eed87f2c589b7a9d.jpg)

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No :(
:shakesfist: :bang: :'bye cruel world:
Let's call it a draw...a stellar DC and we will avg. 7 wins. #goodenough

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Title: Re: Which goEMAW poster would be the best hire for OC?
Post by: Winters on December 07, 2017, 08:31:33 PM
I vote winters. Just cause he would bring the Zeal.

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I appreciate the vote of confidence! Id only recruit #FloridaCats too.  :excited: