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Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« on: November 12, 2015, 10:33:21 PM »
Old white people own department stores
boyfriends want to make their serious girlfriend leave their hometown for an opportunity in the big city without regard for the girlfriends' hopes or dreams
Hallmark ornaments create special memories


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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2015, 10:36:33 PM »
Small towns have festivals at night that everyone goes to during the holiday season

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2015, 10:38:26 PM »
At christmastime, retail is not for making money. It is for sharing the christmas spirit. I learned this on the hallmark channel.

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2015, 10:41:08 PM »
(this one is from mrs. michigancat): You can give a good guy an edge by putting them in a leather jacket

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2015, 10:44:10 PM »
the guy in the brookside fruit ads reminds my wife of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8Rgf-3zu4

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2015, 10:48:53 PM »
you do not have good christmas spirit if you have an artificial christmas tree

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2015, 10:50:04 PM »
If you hate someone a lot after first meeting them you will probably fall in love with them and marry them.

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2015, 10:51:12 PM »
If you hate someone a lot after first meeting them you will probably fall in love with them and marrying them.

this is a great addition, _33

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2015, 10:53:41 PM »
Easy now! @dickstone has buddies there and Ms. Wacky worked there for 9 years before she left. According to dickstone, the company is still thriving!

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2015, 11:02:35 PM »

the guy in the brookside fruit ads reminds my wife of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy8Rgf-3zu4

:blank:

hmm i dunno

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2015, 11:05:01 PM »
I don't really see it

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2015, 11:05:21 PM »

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2015, 11:05:55 PM »
There is always snow on the ground when it's actually christmas

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2015, 11:08:09 PM »

She explicitly cited his smugness.

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2015, 11:15:11 PM »
:Rusty:

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2015, 11:16:54 PM »
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She immediately went :blank: and said "I hope you're happy with yourself"

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2015, 11:18:04 PM »
that alone should be a hallmark card at least

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2015, 11:20:00 PM »
"Nothing's impossible at Christmas time" - direct quote from a preview

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2015, 11:31:13 PM »
The good guy can be a real rough ridin' crybaby martyr

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2015, 11:43:04 PM »
They never let you see the sex scene

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2015, 11:48:46 PM »
Important business deals go down on or very close to Christmas day

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2015, 11:59:52 PM »
Using mistletoe to get a kiss is not creepy

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2015, 12:08:47 AM »
They never let you see the sex scene

Seems to be a hallmark of Hallmark.


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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2015, 06:45:49 AM »
Your wife/husband will die young, but Christmastime will bring you a new wife/husband.

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Re: Things I've learned from watching Hallmark Christmas movies
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2015, 09:33:43 PM »
There are like, shitloads of English speaking monarchies.