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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2500 on: June 01, 2018, 01:12:06 PM »
it's like anyone who believes that lebron is goat was born on mongloid's eve and celebrated their first day of life at downgrade mansion

hey enjoy being put on ignore by real fans of the league.   same crew that puts ell above bishop, lmao :lol:


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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2501 on: June 01, 2018, 01:16:39 PM »
The debate is tiring. I just like watching him play, because he looks like an IRL Monstar against everyone else.

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2502 on: June 01, 2018, 01:33:25 PM »
lebron james, mon star.  mon tres cher star.
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« Reply #2503 on: June 01, 2018, 02:23:43 PM »
My biggest complaints about LeBron:

1. Beard is longer on the sides than it is in the front. Why??? (Beard also kinda juts out like a bookshelf.)
2. The hair plugs. You can still see the actual, receding hairline. And the faux hairline is WAY too laser straight to pass as any sort of naturally occurring phenomenon.

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« Reply #2504 on: June 01, 2018, 02:32:34 PM »
My biggest complaints about LeBron:

1. Beard is longer on the sides than it is in the front. Why??? (Beard also kinda juts out like a bookshelf.)
2. The hair plugs. You can still see the actual, receding hairline. And the faux hairline is WAY too laser straight to pass as any sort of naturally occurring phenomenon.

It's time for Lebron to admit that his plugs didn't take and just embrace the bald look.

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2505 on: June 01, 2018, 02:44:40 PM »
i like lebron, he's a great athlete, incredible basketball player, and very intelligent. i really like listening to him talk about the game.  i have no problem with him.  i just relentlessly mock millennials who say he's the goat because it's like, lol r u srs?



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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2506 on: June 01, 2018, 02:53:38 PM »
Yeah, I get that. He's actually a decent actor too. He was pretty funny in Trainwreck and he's going to crush Space Jams 2.  :drool:

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2507 on: June 01, 2018, 03:13:24 PM »
My biggest complaints about LeBron:

1. Beard is longer on the sides than it is in the front. Why??? (Beard also kinda juts out like a bookshelf.)
2. The hair plugs. You can still see the actual, receding hairline. And the faux hairline is WAY too laser straight to pass as any sort of naturally occurring phenomenon.
I am digging the 19th century robber baron look. 

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2508 on: June 01, 2018, 03:34:52 PM »
Yeah, I get that. He's actually a decent actor too. He was pretty funny in Trainwreck and he's going to crush Space Jams 2.  :drool:

he won’t be as good as mj was in space jam


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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2509 on: June 01, 2018, 03:52:18 PM »
This is where we disagree, friend.  :)

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2510 on: June 01, 2018, 04:11:42 PM »
i like lebron, he's a great athlete, incredible basketball player, and very intelligent. i really like listening to him talk about the game.  i have no problem with him.  i just relentlessly mock millennials who say he's the goat because it's like, lol r u srs?



It’s hard to compare greats across generations but I’m curious to know how you evaluate who is the best ever? Lebrons individual stats stack up better than anyone as far as I can tell.
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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2511 on: June 01, 2018, 04:12:39 PM »
it's like anyone who believes that lebron is goat was born on mongloid's eve and celebrated their first day of life at downgrade mansion

hey enjoy being put on ignore by real fans of the league.   same crew that puts ell above bishop, lmao :lol:

thanks for chiming in grampa :lol:

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« Reply #2512 on: June 01, 2018, 04:24:05 PM »
Yeah, I get that. He's actually a decent actor too. He was pretty funny in Trainwreck and he's going to crush Space Jams 2.  :drool:

he won’t be as good as mj was in space jam

Yes. Lebron doesn't even win the NBA championship every year. As if kids are going to believe he would be able to lead a bunch of looney tune dorks to victory on the hardwood over a team of all stars in Monstar form. As if.

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« Reply #2513 on: June 01, 2018, 04:39:33 PM »
The debate is tiring. I just like watching him play, because he looks like an IRL Monstar against everyone else.

You know who beat the Monstars?
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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2514 on: June 01, 2018, 04:42:27 PM »
 :lol:

I have a conspiracy theory to the final outcome of that game. The Monstars were scoring so much that the scoreboard didn't have enough numbers for them and it was lapping numbers and then all of a sudden the Tune squad is within reach at the end? Bull crap!

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
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« Reply #2517 on: June 03, 2018, 02:24:14 AM »
My biggest complaints about LeBron:

1. Beard is longer on the sides than it is in the front. Why??? (Beard also kinda juts out like a bookshelf.)
2. The hair plugs. You can still see the actual, receding hairline. And the faux hairline is WAY too laser straight to pass as any sort of naturally occurring phenomenon.

moustache lebron is the best lebron

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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2518 on: June 03, 2018, 07:23:46 PM »
i like lebron, he's a great athlete, incredible basketball player, and very intelligent. i really like listening to him talk about the game.  i have no problem with him.  i just relentlessly mock millennials who say he's the goat because it's like, lol r u srs?



It’s hard to compare greats across generations but I’m curious to know how you evaluate who is the best ever? Lebrons individual stats stack up better than anyone as far as I can tell.

you must use different numbers than normal people do

the lebron goats are the cutest type of nba new money fans


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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2519 on: June 03, 2018, 07:24:13 PM »
like golden state fans


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Re: NBA Playoffs Thread
« Reply #2520 on: June 03, 2018, 07:40:17 PM »
 if lebron was on my team I wouldn’t even give him a high five after a made free throw


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« Reply #2522 on: June 03, 2018, 08:00:47 PM »
Turns out my guy Matt Walsh has hot basketball takes as well

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« Reply #2523 on: June 03, 2018, 08:40:45 PM »
Probably belongs in the pet peeve thread, but home teams wearing dark and away teams wearing white bothers me more than it should.

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« Reply #2524 on: June 03, 2018, 09:06:32 PM »
Probably belongs in the pet peeve thread, but home teams wearing dark and away teams wearing white bothers me more than it should.
But those Golden State Oakland jerseys are so much better than their regular home uniforms