We may miss an opportunity here to get all of our goals achieved...
Currie does not want students storming the court after big wins.
Next big win (KU?) students storm the court, maybe even chickenwings one of the lollygagging KU players.
Currie runs out from his lair and tries to force choke students who collectively point to oscar's comments about wanting to get court storming back.
Currie force chokes oscar.
We get a new coach.
Unfortunately, it would appear that Currie would get to name a new oscar Weber, so I haven't got all the wrinkles ironed out yet.