Author Topic: LOL TRUMP (Read 652706 times)

DQ12 · « **Reply #1200 on:** February 10, 2017, 10:27:27 AM »

this is all too much. he's been president for what? 3 weeks? i hope America learns a valuable lesson over these next 150 so weeks.

SdK · « **Reply #1201 on:** February 10, 2017, 10:38:22 AM »

SdK · « **Reply #1202 on:** February 10, 2017, 10:40:20 AM »

I can't believe any of that. I can, but holy moly. I'm hoping he goes with the Hudson woman.

I'm assuming that if Trump feels he can do the job well, he won't care about the Baylor stuff. Also probably a jab at the Clintons.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1203 on:** February 10, 2017, 10:41:19 AM »

He won't appoint that morally corrupt loser. This is fake news so when he does appoint some other less shitty person no one blinks.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #1204 on:** February 10, 2017, 11:56:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/akarl_smith/status/830058582104223744

sys · « **Reply #1205 on:** February 10, 2017, 12:32:10 PM »

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The mood of President Donald Trump in the three weeks since his inauguration has careened between surprise and anger. Being president is harder than Donald Trump thought, according to aides and allies.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/donald-trump-challenges-governing-presidency-234879

sys · « **Reply #1206 on:** February 10, 2017, 12:34:29 PM »

oh, chum already linked that. damn. my quote choices were better, though.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #1207 on:** February 10, 2017, 12:35:00 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2017, 12:32:10 PM

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The mood of President Donald Drumpf in the three weeks since his inauguration has careened between surprise and anger. Being president is harder than Donald Drumpf thought, according to aides and allies.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/donald-trump-challenges-governing-presidency-234879

Well no crap. That being said, I'm pretty sure every president ever (except maybe Washington) thought being the president was harder than originally thought.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #1208 on:** February 10, 2017, 12:36:26 PM »

Quote from: cfbandyman on February 10, 2017, 09:52:56 AM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on February 10, 2017, 09:08:28 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/news/baylor/2017/02/09/ex-baylor-president-ken-starr-reportedly-frontrunner-trump-administration-position

That better be fake news.

No one should be surprised that this administration doesn't care about sexual assault given, well, you know.

chum1 · « **Reply #1209 on:** February 10, 2017, 01:10:04 PM »

Quote from: sys on February 10, 2017, 12:34:29 PM

oh, chum already linked that. damn. my quote choices were better, though.

If I was going for a general, synopsis quote, I'd have used this:

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Maybe you’d better sit down for this one. According to a report by Politico, corned-beef dirigible Donald Trump, a skill-free inheritance baby with a virtually unbroken lifelong track record of incompetence and failure, has found that running the United States government is a tougher job than lending his name to mail-order steak delivery scams run by other people. Because he is a world-historically stupid idiot who could not tell the difference between his face and his ass even if they weren’t identical to each other, this has come as quite a shock to him.

“Being president is harder than Donald Trump thought,” begins the article, neatly capturing the blithe, criminal ignorance that characterizes both Trump himself and the many dozens of millions of morons who thought he should be the leader of the free world. Yes, being the president is a harder job than Donald Trump would expect, because Donald Trump had never previously held an actual job, because actually, spending your inheritance on a succession of failed cons is not an actual job.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-stunned-to-learn-presidency-is-an-actual-j-1792215349

chum1 · « **Reply #1210 on:** February 10, 2017, 01:20:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/829842972506255360

chum1 · « **Reply #1211 on:** February 10, 2017, 01:29:13 PM »

Jesus. Again.

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/830104420121706496

Tobias · « **Reply #1212 on:** February 10, 2017, 01:39:44 PM »

sys · « **Reply #1213 on:** February 10, 2017, 01:58:34 PM »

i would let my hand go completely limp and if he still wouldn't let go then i dunno. stab him and run maybe.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #1214 on:** February 10, 2017, 02:06:51 PM »

Phil Titola · « **Reply #1215 on:** February 10, 2017, 02:24:41 PM »

Quote from: chum1 on February 10, 2017, 01:29:13 PM

Jesus. Again.

https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/830104420121706496

Of the long list of presidential tasks I was sure Donald would be horrible at, I must say hand shaking wasn't one of them. I was sure he would have that one in the bag.

Spracne · « **Reply #1216 on:** February 10, 2017, 04:18:57 PM »

It's for the photo oppys, guys...

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #1217 on:** February 10, 2017, 04:22:53 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 10, 2017, 04:18:57 PM

It's for the photo oppys, guys...

the hand pat tho...

Spracne · « **Reply #1218 on:** February 10, 2017, 04:24:18 PM »

Warm, tender photo oppy

Phil Titola · « **Reply #1219 on:** February 10, 2017, 05:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on February 10, 2017, 04:18:57 PM

It's for the photo oppys, guys...

The awkward random jerking of the other human male towards him is what I find uncomfortable. Even Abe looks down a few times like WTF is this puffy eyed guy doing?

Phil Titola · « **Reply #1220 on:** February 10, 2017, 05:10:52 PM »

post shake might be even better...

Abe
https://twitter.com/SteveKopack/status/830107279777230848

SdK · « **Reply #1221 on:** February 11, 2017, 06:30:30 AM »

HAHA omg

steve dave · « **Reply #1222 on:** February 11, 2017, 09:30:36 AM »

steve dave · « **Reply #1223 on:** February 11, 2017, 11:08:52 AM »

cfbandyman · « **Reply #1224 on:** February 11, 2017, 01:09:09 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 11, 2017, 11:08:52 AM

I laughed way too hard at that.