FWIW, I would love it if all Americans were disarmed. Or maybe all the hardcore butthurt gun nut weirdos get, like, one or two hunting guns to kill food with (and jerk off to) and one six-bullet handgun for protection (and also to jerk off to). Get caught with any more than that and it's a minimum 50-year sentence. Sorry, that's the price we have to pay for people walking into elementary schools and blowing off 25 5 year-olds' heads.
*edit* actually the only guns you get are muskets since that's what they had when the second amendment was written. Good news, though, is that I think muskets probably have wider barrels for gun nuts to insert their penises into for purposes of getting their rocks off at murder weapons.