If i were a five star player i would go to... Pittsburgh State (D2) Signing Day 1 (Dual threat)
Why?
Winning Tradition
Gus the Gorilla
Easy Curriculum (More time to work on my game)
Signing Day 2
I draw quite the crowd not only because i was a 5 star coming out of high school AND i won a D2 Natty Championship in Pittsburgh. On my signing day, i have a table out in front of me with flat bills on it with six hats on it one for my top pick in the 5 power conferences and one for the lolz.
The hats would be...
ACC- Miami (Rich school history, Restore school to former glory)
Big X- Michigan State (Always have great receivers and Spartan Stadium is cool i guess)
Big XII- Kansas State (Recruiters been hitting me hard cause i'm a top JUCO athlete and i'll be considered "family". Close to home and of course i will get to play for HCBS before he leaves again)
SEC- Arkansas (Rise the team up to the top of the conference and make a bunch of happy hog fans)
Pac 12- Washington (School that is on the rise and i could beat Oregon once a year)
For the LOLZ- KU (just so i can watch the squawks flock to me and then rip their fans hearts out on signing day when i don't pick the beaty bunch)
"Greg picks..."
KANSAS STATE
Why?
Close to home.
To make the KU fans think "You guys remember when we almost had that Greg guy gosh what a stud he would've been then" talk "about winning the orange bowl"
HCBS
Win Conference and get into the CFB Playoff pretty much tell all the haters we don't need a Conference Championship game to make it into the new playoff system.
Well this was fun