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Offline Farley Grudge

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Re: What would you say you do here?
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2010, 05:55:15 PM »
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.

I probably used to work with you then.  I wasn't a salesman though.

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Re: What would you say you do here?
« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2010, 12:34:17 AM »
Sell used saturns

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.

I probably used to work with you then.  I wasn't a salesman though.

Maybe. Odds are slim though, I didn't work there long.
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Re: What would you say you do here?
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2010, 10:19:39 AM »
Sell used saturns
   

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.
:driving:  That's rough, bro.


Trust me after about 10 years of wearing a faded red blazer you get pretty tired of saying "Whats it gonna take to get you in this saturn today?!?"

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Re: What would you say you do here?
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2010, 09:05:30 PM »
Sell used saturns
   

You think that's bad?  I sell new Saturns,  Hell, we took all the damn signs down and I still have like 8 cars left to sell.  After that, I plan on riding the UI gravy train as far as it will take me.  While moonlighting as an amateur gynecologist/beer tester, of course. 

You think you guys got it tough, I used to sell Isuzus. In Manhattan, Kansas.
:driving:  That's rough, bro.


Trust me after about 10 years of wearing a faded red blazer you get pretty tired of saying "Whats it gonna take to get you in this saturn today?!?"

Yea but you still weren't Joe Isuzu.

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Re: What would you say you do here?
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2010, 09:19:37 PM »
Or, more specifically, what does everyone do for al living. I already know SD makes mad money with goEMAW, though he spends a disproportionate amount on settling lawsuits with credit card miles.

I'm part of the vast left-wing conspiracy to turn American into a socialist country. Or an editor at a small daily in Kansas. Whatever you prefer.

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Re: What would you say you do here?
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2010, 11:37:59 PM »
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