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Hubes 4 Heisman
« on: January 07, 2015, 12:15:46 PM »
ever since Ubbs (former stud) jumped off the KATwagon, we get no media love.  if we want hubes to take the award, we need to start the Hubes 4 Heisman H4H campaign now and get the snowball rolling down the hill before some dick from some crap school takes the spotlight.

i already emailed Currie (stud football AD) asking that every time the kstatesports twitter account tweets something, that they use the hashtag #H4H
also emailed espn with a pic of hubes

any other ideas?  we just have to take the spotlight and bring home hubes troph

i'm serious - i think he has a shot at the downtown athletic club

#H4H


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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2015, 12:17:50 PM »
idea- we could lie and say he saved a baby deer from drowning in a lake, make the story really juicy.  like the baby deer was very cute and the hubes gave it some food from his pocket

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2015, 12:18:38 PM »
bazooka joe is a name the media will go nuts for. we got this.

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2015, 12:22:28 PM »
i'm serious it's way too late for BJ, the #H4H spaceship is halfway to olympus mons
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2015, 02:21:52 PM »
Feel free to use this portrait if it will help the campaign:


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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2015, 02:42:17 PM »
if i know Christmas 2014, the #H4H campaign is destined to be a success.


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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2015, 02:47:54 PM »
Howitzer Hubes and General Snyder's Tank Cavalry Offense.
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2015, 02:57:14 PM »
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2015, 03:47:04 PM »
idea- we could lie and say he saved a baby deer from drowning in a lake, make the story really juicy.  like the baby deer was very cute and the hubes gave it some food from his pocket

#H4H

Baby deers are really cute.   Especially when they first start trying to walk  and their legs are all wobbly and stuff.

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2015, 04:03:38 PM »
Feel free to use this portrait if it will help the campaign:



well, damn i wish i sent that to espn, i'm going to forward it to cbs sportsline
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2015, 07:51:02 PM »
Can we get a estroballer to date him but not actually kiss him? 

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2015, 12:06:17 AM »
'Clams, this will get in the way of Judah Jones Heisman hopes. Please no.

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2015, 10:56:21 AM »
'Clams, this will get in the way of Judah Jones Heisman hopes. Please no.

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2015, 11:08:25 AM »
Once we find out who Judah Jones is we need to make him a twitter hashtag.

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2015, 12:31:17 PM »
welp, we are gonna need a Bazooka Joe highlight reel

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2015, 12:44:58 PM »
welp, we are gonna need a Bazooka Joe highlight real

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2015, 12:55:01 PM »
Feel free to use this portrait if it will help the campaign:



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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2015, 12:28:43 PM »
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2015, 05:18:52 PM »
wow s'clams he already graduated maybe you should update the calendar on your computer box hth

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #22 on: January 28, 2015, 01:38:55 PM »
Stud.

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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
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Re: Hubes 4 Heisman
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2015, 03:51:15 PM »
welp, we are gonna need a Bazooka Joe highlight real

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size=36pt]GOING LONG!!!!!!!![/size]

This is a pretty fun highlight reel for a Kansas walk-on who I didn't know existed until 6 mos ago. He really does have a cannon and appears to have run K-State's exact offense in HS.