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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2011, 04:36:55 PM »
Question:  Who would be on the Mt. Rushmore of K-State fans?

Mine: Weird Robert, The fat guy from Modern Family, Bosco, and Grass Skirt guy from Arrowhead.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2011, 04:47:27 PM »
good god I hope no real reporters show up  :facepalm:.  I mean it's ok if Meeks, Kellis and Cassiday show up because who the hell actually reads their craptastic columns...

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2011, 04:52:23 PM »
I hope everyone shows up. Time for the story to be told...again.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #28 on: October 10, 2011, 05:29:38 PM »
Man I'm really looking forward to celebrating 200 with WR.  Hopefully it is somewhere worthy of him like a non con roady to NOLA.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »
WR is the real thing, if by real you mean really lose your compass in life by making your college teams an all-consuming obsession.

Unfair characterization.  Robert is as he is with or without K-State football, it didn't make him this way.  On another note, imagine how crappy his life would have been had LHC Bill Snyder not came along.  He'd be celebrating having traveled to 150 straight ass kickings.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2011, 05:51:17 PM »
I wonder if this is what he's been saving all those burger patties in Ziplocks for.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2011, 06:11:42 PM »
Someone run there as a "reporter" for goEMAW and use a turkey drumstick as a microphone. Ask him "Robert, is it true that you're so unique because a massive amount of LSD taken in your youth?" and wave the drumstick in front of his face and see if you can get him to try to take a bite before finishing his answer.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2011, 06:17:57 PM »
Someone run there as a "reporter" for goEMAW and use a turkey drumstick as a microphone. Ask him "Robert, is it true that you're so unique because a massive amount of LSD taken in your youth?" and wave the drumstick in front of his face and see if you can get him to try to take a bite before finishing his answer.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2011, 08:18:15 PM »
Will goEMAW be presenting him with a certificate of achievement and an Olive Garden gift card?

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2011, 08:24:29 PM »
Olive Garden?  Let's not go too far.....
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2011, 09:56:12 PM »
Fake Robert Lipson @KStateSuperFan on Twitter.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2011, 10:13:11 PM »
I wonder if the WSJ will do a follow up article  :ohno:

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2011, 10:19:57 PM »
Question:  Who would be on the Mt. Rushmore of K-State fans?

Mine: Weird Robert, The fat guy from Modern Family, Bosco, and Grass Skirt guy from Arrowhead.


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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2011, 10:34:27 PM »
WOW.  The symbolism.  The state of Kansas this year celebrated 150 years of statehood & Robert Lipscomb celebrates his 150th road game.  :surprised:
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2011, 07:30:31 AM »
WOW.  The symbolism.  The state of Kansas this year celebrated 150 years of statehood & Robert Lipscomb celebrates his 150th road game.  :surprised:
I think I'm gonna play 150 as my powerball number this week.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2011, 09:09:58 AM »
WOW.  The symbolism.  The state of Kansas this year celebrated 150 years of statehood & Robert Lipscomb celebrates his 150th road game.  :surprised:
I think I'm gonna play 150 as my powerball number this week.
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2011, 09:44:56 AM »
BTW the more Robert becomes an absolute diva the more I admire him. Hope he wears a fur during the thing.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2011, 11:19:48 AM »
Someone run there as a "reporter" for goEMAW and use a turkey drumstick as a microphone. Ask him "Robert, is it true that you're so unique because a massive amount of LSD taken in your youth?" and wave the drumstick in front of his face and see if you can get him to try to take a bite before finishing his answer.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2011, 11:37:19 AM »
BTW the more Robert becomes an absolute diva the more I admire him. Hope he wears a fur during the thing.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2011, 12:00:41 PM »
i hope people remember to only bring sugar free refreshments
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Re: Weird Robert
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2011, 01:27:06 PM »
Did anyone go? What's the word?

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #47 on: October 11, 2011, 01:30:09 PM »
Well, I can't say I'm not dissappointed there is no drumstick in that picture.

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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #48 on: October 11, 2011, 01:31:10 PM »
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Re: Weird Robert
« Reply #49 on: October 11, 2011, 01:31:27 PM »
Cassidy is basically live tweeting from it. Follow him.