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Re: Kids
« Reply #2050 on: August 14, 2017, 12:20:36 PM »
fortunately, i have zero kids living in my zip code


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2051 on: August 14, 2017, 12:40:22 PM »
LOL

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2052 on: August 14, 2017, 02:56:01 PM »
my hood has all of the optimum qualities for tiny little baby adults. 2 small parks and 1 big one, 1 pool, best school district. there are absolutely shitloads of little tiny people in it.

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« Reply #2053 on: August 14, 2017, 02:58:49 PM »
my hood has all of the optimum qualities for tiny little baby adults. 2 small parks and 1 big one, 1 pool, best school district. there are absolutely shitloads of little tiny people in it.

SD, do you let your 4 year old kid drive his own car down the street during the morning commute times? Just wondering.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2054 on: August 14, 2017, 03:00:10 PM »
my hood has all of the optimum qualities for tiny little baby adults. 2 small parks and 1 big one, 1 pool, best school district. there are absolutely shitloads of little tiny people in it.

SD, do you let your 4 year old kid drive his own car down the street during the morning commute times? Just wondering.

he does what he wants when he wants

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2055 on: August 14, 2017, 03:22:14 PM »
You probably let him use sidewalk chalk on your neighbor's driveway too. SMDH.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2056 on: August 14, 2017, 10:46:55 PM »
my hood has all of the optimum qualities for tiny little baby adults. 2 small parks and 1 big one, 1 pool, best school district. there are absolutely shitloads of little tiny people in it.

SD, do you let your 4 year old kid drive his own car down the street during the morning commute times? Just wondering.

he does what he wants when he wants

So what you're saying is he just wants to do hood rat stuff with his friends.
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2057 on: August 15, 2017, 02:52:57 PM »
There are older kids running amok in my hood.  My kids are pretty much the youngest, they still run the pool, parks, basketball court, and local private schools.


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Re: Kids
« Reply #2058 on: August 15, 2017, 03:06:59 PM »
ahh eff.. we found out its a going to be a girl

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2059 on: August 15, 2017, 03:20:07 PM »
congrats, little girls are great.  not looking forward to when they're not little.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2060 on: August 15, 2017, 04:02:08 PM »
ahh eff.. we found out its a going to be a girl
Congrats and condolences. The teen drama can be rough. Sixteen year old just had a break up. Weeee.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2061 on: August 16, 2017, 12:41:01 PM »
The Goochs in this thread remind me of Clark Griswold's stuffy bad person neighbors in Christmas Vacation.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2062 on: August 16, 2017, 01:03:57 PM »
Todd and Margo  :love:
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2063 on: August 16, 2017, 01:39:27 PM »
sonofkk's first day of Kindergarten in the books. He was rockin' in his school shoes.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2064 on: August 17, 2017, 09:59:01 AM »
eldest girl stone blew through her 1st day of 2nd grade and we all went out to the local hibachi joint to celebrate.  A spectacular onion volcano that spit fire was enjoyed by all.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2065 on: August 17, 2017, 10:14:18 AM »
Were you looking for Cajun food?
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2066 on: August 17, 2017, 10:26:44 AM »
Were you looking for Cajun food?

not in leawood i wasn't

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2067 on: August 17, 2017, 03:58:04 PM »
eldest girl stone blew through her 1st day of 2nd grade and we all went out to the local hibachi joint to celebrate.  A spectacular onion volcano that spit fire was enjoyed by all.
kyoto? who won the shrimp catching contest?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2068 on: September 18, 2017, 08:23:17 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2070 on: September 18, 2017, 08:54:09 PM »
Are you an expectant father?

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2071 on: September 18, 2017, 08:59:50 PM »
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Re: Kids
« Reply #2072 on: September 18, 2017, 09:47:41 PM »
Good luck.

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2073 on: September 19, 2017, 01:37:41 PM »
daughter 2 is more or less potty trained!

daughter 1 is playing soccer and I'm "the coach" and it is rough riding AWFUL

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Re: Kids
« Reply #2074 on: September 19, 2017, 02:27:48 PM »
tonight, I take on Mission Impossible. I take a 3 year old and a 5 year old to a soccer game at 7pm and get them to last all the way through without freaking out on them.