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« Reply #101 on: October 18, 2017, 12:10:32 PM »
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2017/10/17/walpole-elementary-school-cancels-halloween-parade/
Replacing it with a black and orange day.

“I think it’s a lot of political correctness,” a Walpole woman said. “I think it’s a shame because Halloween is the funnest day of the year next to Christmas

In a message to parents the school principal says, “…the costume parade is out of our ordinary routine and can be difficult for many students. Also, the parade is not inclusive of all the students and it is our goal each and every day to ensure all student’s individual differences are respected.”
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« Reply #102 on: October 18, 2017, 12:22:16 PM »
I have no idea what that message even means.

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« Reply #103 on: October 18, 2017, 04:52:29 PM »
“Put a costume on. Parade down the street. Let them have their little time,” a Walpole man said. “Why do you have to turn it into something political?”

Because that's the public school agenda.

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« Reply #104 on: November 01, 2017, 05:33:05 PM »
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/11/01/police-boy-tied-minivan-roof-hold-down-plastic-pool/
Young mom told police her dad did this to her so she thought it was okay.  Is this a good defense?

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« Reply #105 on: November 09, 2017, 11:03:23 AM »
Sounds like we need to be imprisoning unnatural gay lions. 
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kenya-crazy-gay-lions-isolated-ezekial-mutua-film-classification-board/
"JOHANNESBURG -- A wildlife photographer's candid shot of two male lions in what appears to be an amorous embrace at a reserve in Kenya has the African nation's moral authorities concerned about possible demonic possession, or humans "behaving badly" and setting the wrong example for the animal kingdom."

Read this.  A hoot even to think about doing this.  I think this is being caused by global warming.  Makes you wonder about the Lion in The Wizard of Oz.


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Re: Mo Dammit. Absurd and stupid things that drop a bur in my gruns
« Reply #107 on: December 21, 2017, 01:47:46 PM »

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« Reply #108 on: January 13, 2018, 07:56:02 AM »
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/kansas/articles/2018-01-12/kansas-woman-sentenced-to-nearly-5-years-for-bomb-threats
This Winfield woman wanted a family day at home so she call with a bomb threat to her son's school and her man's business.  Both were evacuated.  So got them home, but was arrested.  She has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.  Isn't Winfield close to Oklahoma?

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« Reply #109 on: January 15, 2018, 02:34:49 PM »
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/kansas/articles/2018-01-12/kansas-woman-sentenced-to-nearly-5-years-for-bomb-threats
This Winfield woman wanted a family day at home so she call with a bomb threat to her son's school and her man's business.  Both were evacuated.  So got them home, but was arrested.  She has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.  Isn't Winfield close to Oklahoma?

Did you know that Winfield and Wellington are not the same place?

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« Reply #110 on: February 23, 2018, 08:57:30 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/23/indian-state-offers-free-breast-implants-to-the-poor
Thousands of people in India are starving.  The money going to giving free boob jobs could feed a lot of people.  Why?  Give me one good reason why this is justifiable.

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« Reply #111 on: February 23, 2018, 09:03:42 PM »
America first!

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« Reply #112 on: March 20, 2018, 07:28:25 PM »
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/condemned-mo-inmate-asks-for-reprieve-on-day-of-execution-citing-illness/
Just kill the bastard.  Why is it so dang difficult to execute someone?

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« Reply #113 on: March 21, 2018, 06:42:44 AM »
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/condemned-mo-inmate-asks-for-reprieve-on-day-of-execution-citing-illness/
Just kill the bastard.  Why is it so dang difficult to execute someone?
Good old Missouri granted this guy a stay.  So the keep doling out the money to pay for keeping scum alive.  My hillbilly cousins in the Ozark would take care of this swiftly.


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Re: Mo Dammit. Absurd and stupid things that drop a bur in my gruns
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2018, 01:05:23 PM »
Drudge had a link to an article about some eco-earther mother gal doing a PhD discertation on squirrel behavior.  I thought what kind of nuts are higher education producing. Then I found a bio for the gal.  She is a certified cat behaviorist.  Apparently this is a real an lucrative profession.  Why kind of society are we becoming when we have to have psychological care for a dang cat.  Farmers have ways .....

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« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2018, 01:28:34 PM »
true story, I had an employee who called a pet shrink for his ferret.  The lady actually had him put the ferret on the phone.

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Re: Mo Dammit. Absurd and stupid things that drop a bur in my gruns
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2018, 03:07:32 PM »
Free market at work
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #118 on: April 11, 2018, 05:03:11 PM »
I just about ran over a squirrel in the street.  What behavioral tendencies were at play with this squirrel?

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« Reply #119 on: April 23, 2018, 06:26:49 AM »
They are closing the Hooterz in Wichita.
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Now I will have to go to the senior citizens version in Bentley.
Droopers.
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« Reply #120 on: May 04, 2018, 12:45:09 PM »
http://www.wibw.com/content/news/Police-Newton-man-wouldnt-stop-having-sex-with-car-shot-with-stungun-481638961.html
Guy in Newton was caught by police having sex wit the tailpipe of his car.  They tazed him when he would not stop.  What provoked such perversion?  Is this considered perversion?

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« Reply #121 on: May 04, 2018, 03:25:59 PM »
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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« Reply #123 on: May 29, 2018, 05:17:52 PM »
Crazy sad day.
Missouri's Governor Grabass quit.   Now I don't have him to make fun of.  It was fun to give it to my Ozark hillbilly cousins after the grief I got about Holy Ambassador Brownback.
Roseanne, what in the hell?  Had to be bad hooch or Russian poisoning that led to bizarre tweeties.  Weird conspiracy diatribe that likely confounded Prof. SteveDave and dungfounded Libs.

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« Reply #124 on: June 03, 2018, 08:35:07 PM »
Is pussy beating a defense a wife can use to shoot husband?