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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: 420seriouscat69 on February 28, 2014, 10:23:11 AM
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I'm a sucker for msn.com. Some of the crazy stuff I post about, is from that site. Instead of starting a bunch of threads, i'm just going to start this thread. Here's what's entertaining me today:
The Pistorius trial has legs: http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/pistorius-trial/dressed-die-clothes-are-key-evidence-pistorius-case-n39071
"Get him a body bag!": http://www.today.com/video/today/54536696?from=en-us_msnhp#54536696
Discuss!
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I usually go to Yahoo a few times a day and read their interesting articles like you do on MSN!
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I usually go to Yahoo a few times a day and read their interesting articles like you do on MSN!
Some of them are very interesting. Did you hear about the guy from Georgia that was cleaning his room, found an old lottery ticket, checked it, and boom, a millionaire?! How does that happen?
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mystery-surrounds-mummified-woman-found-car-michigan-home-n47241
:sdeek:
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/minivan-mom-case/attempted-murder-charges-filed-against-mom-who-drove-kids-ocean-n47146
Lock her up and hide the key!
http://www.today.com/health/man-loses-56-pounds-after-eating-only-mcdonalds-six-months-2D79329158
:clap:
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mystery-surrounds-mummified-woman-found-car-michigan-home-n47241
:sdeek:
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/minivan-mom-case/attempted-murder-charges-filed-against-mom-who-drove-kids-ocean-n47146
Lock her up and hide the key!
http://www.today.com/health/man-loses-56-pounds-after-eating-only-mcdonalds-six-months-2D79329158
:clap:
:D
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http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mystery-surrounds-mummified-woman-found-car-michigan-home-n47241
:sdeek:
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/minivan-mom-case/attempted-murder-charges-filed-against-mom-who-drove-kids-ocean-n47146
Lock her up and hide the key!
http://www.today.com/health/man-loses-56-pounds-after-eating-only-mcdonalds-six-months-2D79329158
:clap:
The one about the mom and her kids really pisses me off. Saw that on the news last night. There's some mumped up people in this world fanning.
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I know, dude! Sickening.
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http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/montana-bride-who-shoved-husband-off-cliff-cannot-change-plea
Why didn't she get life? :dunno:
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not pre-meditated
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In exchange for Graham pleading guilty to second-degree murder, prosecutors dropped a first-degree murder charge that carries a mandatory life sentence.
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Thanks. I usually only read the headlines. That might be my problem. Could you imagine getting pushed off a cliff to your death? Woof!
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Thanks. I usually only read the headlines. That might be my problem. Could you imagine getting pushed off a cliff to your death? Woof!
He grabbed her arm, and she just pushed him away. He deserved it IMO.
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Thanks catfan28.
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Thanks. I usually only read the headlines. That might be my problem. Could you imagine getting pushed off a cliff to your death? Woof!
He grabbed her arm, and she just pushed him away. He deserved it IMO.
http://gawker.com/newlywed-gets-30-years-in-bizarre-death-shove-case-1553102825 (http://gawker.com/newlywed-gets-30-years-in-bizarre-death-shove-case-1553102825)
This chick is a psychopath.
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Thanks. I usually only read the headlines. That might be my problem. Could you imagine getting pushed off a cliff to your death? Woof!
He grabbed her arm, and she just pushed him away. He deserved it IMO.
http://gawker.com/newlywed-gets-30-years-in-bizarre-death-shove-case-1553102825 (http://gawker.com/newlywed-gets-30-years-in-bizarre-death-shove-case-1553102825)
This chick is a psychopath.
Wow that guy must have done something really bad for her to push him off a cliff.
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I would never say anything mean/dumb to anyone by a cliff. Good grief, that guy was a dumbass.
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Do you think she leaned over and watched him fall in full satisfaction? :peek:
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Do you think she leaned over and watched him fall in full satisfaction? :peek:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--7CPLidD8eA/UYrybqupPyI/AAAAAAAAACE/s_8UbOdO0vc/s1600/tumblr_lqtmksNYvw1qids8so1_400.png)
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:lol:
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Do you think she leaned over and watched him fall in full satisfaction? :peek:
Of course she did.
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http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/trending/womans-cellphone-video-captures-tailgater-flipping-her-off-and-then-crashing-his-own-truck
:lol: :ROFL:
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Dumb redneck, however, she should have got out of the fast lane. I do hate that.
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There are a lot of terrible drivers out there.
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Seems fair :dunno:
http://gawker.com/du-pont-heir-sentenced-to-probation-for-raping-his-3-ye-1555200148 (http://gawker.com/du-pont-heir-sentenced-to-probation-for-raping-his-3-ye-1555200148)
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Dumb redneck, however, she should have got out of the fast lane. I do hate that.
also she should be arrested for taking a vertical video :curse:
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Seems fair :dunno:
http://gawker.com/du-pont-heir-sentenced-to-probation-for-raping-his-3-ye-1555200148 (http://gawker.com/du-pont-heir-sentenced-to-probation-for-raping-his-3-ye-1555200148)
Good grief.
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/golf-devil-ball-golf/washington-golfer-makes-hole-in-one-and-albatross-in-the-same-round-122702526.html
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http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/03/how-far-would-you-go-to-rescue-your-mobile-phone-teen-stuck
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http://www.reshareworthy.com/little-girls-first-judo-match/ :love:
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God damn marijuana addicts!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/denver-womans-13-minute-long-911-call-ends-fatal-gunshot-n81816
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God damn marijuana addicts!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/denver-womans-13-minute-long-911-call-ends-fatal-gunshot-n81816
:jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
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God damn marijuana addicts!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/denver-womans-13-minute-long-911-call-ends-fatal-gunshot-n81816
Stoner's aren't violent, man. :blah:
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Did anyone understand my "catfan28" joke?
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:)
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HipHopDX?Verified account ?@HipHopDX ·9m Wu-Tang Killa Bees Member Cuts Penis Off In Apparent Suicide Attempt http://bit.ly/1nqSHM5 pic.twitter.com/5AXru2MuE0
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http://gawker.com/rapper-reportedly-cuts-off-penis-jumps-off-balcony-in-1563859804?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
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:blank:
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I think weed is fine. In fact, I'd rather they just legalize everything, in theory. HOWEVER, I do believe that marijuana can exacerbate pre-existing mental conditions. Partially from my own experiences and observing others. Things can get weird.
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Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuthin' ta eff Wit
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WTF? :lol:
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/04/22/texas-cop-trips-pushes-students-during-soccer-victory-celebration
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http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/man-seeks-to-hide-murder-tattoo-before-trial
Dumbass, hayseed. @ _fan, do you know this guy?
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http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/man-seeks-to-hide-murder-tattoo-before-trial
Dumbass, hayseed. @ _fan, do you know this guy?
Maybe he should just wear a turtleneck to the trial?
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(http://i.imgur.com/ZOIwhMj.jpg)
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WTF? :lol:
http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/04/22/texas-cop-trips-pushes-students-during-soccer-victory-celebration
That's Georgetown for you. They just passed an ordinance that places e-cigs in the same public health class as real cigs.
Regarding that cop (who is a safety officer at the local high school), apparently his twitter profile pic is/was him at his Karate blue belt ceremony. :ROFL:
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http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/man-seeks-to-hide-murder-tattoo-before-trial
Dumbass, hayseed. @ _fan, do you know this guy?
Maybe he should just wear a turtleneck to the trial?
You nailed it!
http://news.msn.com/crime-justice/accused-kansas-killer-with-murder-tattoo-to-wear-turtleneck
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http://www.today.com/entertainment/hot-stuff-shirtless-man-holding-dog-asks-tv-reporter-date-2D79603971?
:lol:
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http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/med-school-student-auctioning-off-virginity/25740598?ver=132
This cant be real
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http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/med-school-student-auctioning-off-virginity/25740598?ver=132
This cant be real
http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/index.html
Holy crap it is! :sdeek:
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http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/med-school-student-auctioning-off-virginity/25740598?ver=132
This cant be real
http://www.elizabeth-raine.com/index.html
Holy crap it is! :sdeek:
(http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/20139000/ngbbs4acb1c38f160e.jpg)
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WTF?! http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-boys-hurt-when-wind-blows-bounce-house-20-feet-n104391
:sdeek:
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There appears to be nothing daily about this thread.
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Wtf?
http://www.farrahgray.com/convicted-killer-bail-breaks-girlfriends-house-kills-eats-heart-lungs-brains/
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(http://www.blacknews.com/images/farrah_gray_msn.jpg)
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Wtf?
http://www.farrahgray.com/convicted-killer-bail-breaks-girlfriends-house-kills-eats-heart-lungs-brains/
that's offal. :users:
(sorry, spracne.)
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The article had 5 sentences. It was 5 pages long.
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The article had 5 sentences. It was 5 pages long.
I know. Very strange. Did you buy the book?
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The article had 5 sentences. It was 5 pages long.
I know. Very strange. Did you buy the book?
No, but the title of the book was pretty good.
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Wtf?
http://www.farrahgray.com/convicted-killer-bail-breaks-girlfriends-house-kills-eats-heart-lungs-brains/
that's offal. :users:
(sorry, spracne.)
:ROFL:
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http://mashable.com/2014/09/16/baby-cliff-photo-norway/#:eyJzIjoiZiIsImkiOiJfdmx4dDFibG1penkxdDZyNyJ9
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This thread isn't very daily
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Welp... http://nationalreport.net/facebook-begins-charging-users-2-99mo/
P.S.- Yeah, yeah, lib.
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Welp... http://nationalreport.net/facebook-begins-charging-users-2-99mo/
P.S.- Yeah, yeah, lib.
That's a satirical site, but I'm sure you know that already.
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Welp, bye Facebook. What happened to FREE and always WILL BE? Bastards...
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Welp... http://nationalreport.net/facebook-begins-charging-users-2-99mo/
P.S.- Yeah, yeah, lib.
That's a satirical site, but I'm sure you know that already.
Yeah. I totally knew that... :blush:
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I hate it when I can't tell if someone is posting a satirical story on purpose or not. It's like, on the one hand I want to mush them, but what if I end up just mushing myself? Quite the predicament.
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well he is marketing this as a thread for NEWS clippings
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I hate it when I can't tell if someone is posting a satirical story on purpose or not. It's like, on the one hand I want to mush them, but what if I end up just mushing myself? Quite the predicament.
Yeah, that's why you add "but I'm sure you already know that" at the end.
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I hate it when I can't tell if someone is posting a satirical story on purpose or not. It's like, on the one hand I want to mush them, but what if I end up just mushing myself? Quite the predicament.
Yeah, that's why you add "but I'm sure you already know that" at the end.
I wasn't referring to your comment. Besides, you can't equivocate AND effectively mush someone at the same time. It requires commitment and confidence of purpose.
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Reading the comments on that story is pretty fun tho.
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Reading the comments on that story is pretty fun tho.
I really can't tell if they've all been duped or if they're just gE'ing there...
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I hate it when I can't tell if someone is posting a satirical story on purpose or not. It's like, on the one hand I want to mush them, but what if I end up just mushing myself? Quite the predicament.
Answer: it Was fanning so mush
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Reading the comments on that story is pretty fun tho.
I really can't tell if they've all been duped or if they're just gE'ing there...
I bet a little of both.
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What the eff have they done! :runaway:
I'm glad I've got Fanning to wade through that mess on the daily, because I give up.
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http://fox4kc.com/2014/10/01/police-teachers-engage-in-threesome-with-16-year-old-student/
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http://fox4kc.com/2014/10/01/police-teachers-engage-in-threesome-with-16-year-old-student/
You guys, get in here!
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What's so special about it this time?
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What's so special about it this time?
I guess cause they had a threesome?
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Stud kid
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Yeah, the threesome with two teachers multiple times is what got me. One 24 and the other 33 with 3 kids and married. :surprised:
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Nice...
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Why do teachers not think they're going to get caught? Who would trust a 16 year old boy? I mean, I would be telling everyone. Even tho that one looks a little rough.
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Why do teachers not think they're going to get caught? Who would trust a 16 year old boy? I mean, I would be telling everyone. Even tho that one looks a little rough.
Yes. A bunch of students knew it had been going on for a while according to the article.
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Nice...
I think the double standard we have on this, what if this was two guys and a girl. Imagine the headlines.
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Nice...
I think the double standard we have on this, what if this was two guys and a girl. Imagine the headlines.
Yikes. Did you ever hear the story about that Bengals cheerleader btw? I think she ended up getting away with it cause she continued to date the kid and they were "in love".
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Nice...
I think the double standard we have on this, what if this was two guys and a girl. Imagine the headlines.
heard about this article this morning on the radio and this was exactly what they were talking about, it would be a crap storm if it was the other way around
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Nice...
I think the double standard we have on this, what if this was two guys and a girl. Imagine the headlines.
Yeah I was going to ask Gooch if he would have thought a girl student with two male teachers was a stud kid also...
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In no way with this kid being 16 almost 17 a "victim".
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How do you feel if the teacher and student are the same gender?
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Some hot takes on societal hypocrisy, here. Someone needs to @MattStone to see if he'd be interested.
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How do you feel if the teacher and student are the same gender?
Two chicks is cool as long, as they're hot, I mean as long as the adult chick is hot, obviously.
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How do you feel if the teacher and student are the same gender?
Two chicks is cool as long, as they're hot, I mean as long as the adult chick is hot, obviously.
Is that a house mom in your avatar?
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How do you feel if the teacher and student are the same gender?
Two chicks is cool as long, as they're hot, I mean as long as the adult chick is hot, obviously.
Is that a house mom in your avatar?
Yes. Best Sprint picture mail ever
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How do you feel if the teacher and student are the same gender?
Two chicks is cool as long, as they're hot, I mean as long as the adult chick is hot, obviously.
Is that a house mom in your avatar?
Yes. Best Sprint picture mail ever
Well carry on young man. :cheers:
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The student was 16 at the time of the incident but has since celebrated his 17th birthday.
I'll say he celebrated! :fatty:
Gonna win 'em all!
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DO NOT OPEN AT WORK!!!
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/teen-admits-to-killing-then-raping-mother-guess-i-lost-my-virginity-to-a-dead-corpse/
:sdeek:
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Wow
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I can't unread that.
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I can't unread that.
I know. :frown:
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sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo
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lbiq, tho
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sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo
That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.
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sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo
That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.
I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.
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sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo
That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.
I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.
So many layers.
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sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo
That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.
I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.
Oral?
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"slobber", NO!
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im very surprised being in texas he didnt get the death penalty, also jeffrey dahmer would be so proud
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sounds more like he lost his virginity to that cat, imo
That's what I thought as well. Jokes on him.
I thought that too but it didn't say what sex act he performed on the cat so I can't be sure.
Oral?
Catilingus
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http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/laboratory-grown-penises-ready-be-tested-humans
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Where do they find this crap?
UberFacts?@UberFacts·22m22 minutes ago
Staring at breasts daily can extend a man's life by 5 years.
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next to jamar's receipt
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next to jamar's receipt
:lol:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html)
This is the kind of stuff this thread needs. :thumbs:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786964/Bride-pregnant-having-sex-dwarf-stripper-hen-night-husband-realises-gives-birth.html)
What is a hen night?
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bachelorette party
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stag night is an absolutely stud term for a bachelor party
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Listen, i'm not judging here, but if you're going to cheat on your significant other, it's not going to be a dwarf. It's gotta be worth it. I've never cheated in my life, cause my guilt would ruin me, but doing a dwarf would make that guilt even worse.
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Listen, i'm not judging here, but if you're going to cheat on your significant other, it's not going to be a dwarf. It's gotta be worth it. I've never cheated in my life, cause my guilt would ruin me, but doing a dwarf would make that guilt even worse.
Maybe she had a dwarf fetish and thought this was her only chance to fulfill it. Dwarfs are people too. Don't be a heightist.
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odds that ms fanning just got a random email asking personal questions about little people? :lol:
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Listen, i'm not judging here, but if you're going to cheat on your significant other, it's not going to be a dwarf. It's gotta be worth it. I've never cheated in my life, cause my guilt would ruin me, but doing a dwarf would make that guilt even worse.
Maybe she had a dwarf fetish and thought this was her only chance to fulfill it. Dwarfs are people too. Don't be a heightist.
Good point. If it's anything like my threesome fetish in the back of my mind, I guess I understand.
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odds that ms fanning just got a random email asking personal questions about little people? :lol:
:lol: On it!
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http://www.kwch.com/news/national/police-wedding-then-a-murdersuicide/29016102
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What the hell!
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That's horrible
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He probably found out she mumped a midget at the bachelorette party.
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@Gooch, don't click!
http://www.people.com/article/wasco-california-scary-clown-instagram-twitter (http://www.people.com/article/wasco-california-scary-clown-instagram-twitter)
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i dont have an issue with clowns but jfc if you do dont click that
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@Gooch, don't click!
http://www.people.com/article/wasco-california-scary-clown-instagram-twitter (http://www.people.com/article/wasco-california-scary-clown-instagram-twitter)
Nope, nope, nope! :don'tcare:
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:buh-bye:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/13/daniela-liverani-leech-in-nose_n_5977220.html
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:buh-bye:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/13/daniela-liverani-leech-in-nose_n_5977220.html
I was just coming here to post this. :D
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/14/daniela-poggiali-nurse-kills-patient-annoying_n_5982642.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
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OK Cat should steer clear of Italy.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2284890/Joliet-murders-Teens-3-way-sex-bodies-men-strangled.html
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(http://i0.huffpost.com/gen/939031/thumbs/s-JOLIET-STRANGULATION-MURDERS-large.jpg)
Yeah.
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Serious question here? How do you have sex with a dead male corpse? :confused: Doesn't it kind of require him to be alive so you know, he can be stiff (not the dead way)?
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I do not have the answers you seek.
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Insertee not inserter.
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Insertee not inserter.
Ahhhh...
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Do you think the girl on the bottom pic is going to get off because she's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?
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Do you think the girl on the bottom pic is going to get off because she's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?
I don't even think she had sex.
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Insertee not inserter.
Ahhhh...
What's in it for the girls then?
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Do you think the girl on the bottom pic is going to get off because she's Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?
I don't even think she had sex.
No, she just lured the victims in with a promise of sex.
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I saw the mug shots and I thought...hey...maybe this article will be a light-hearted feel good read. It wasn't. That is the most disturbing wobbly H story I have ever read.
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http://www.iflscience.com/watch-massive-spider-eating-lizard-alive
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:surprised:
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I don't want to live in this world anymore...
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I can confirm that spiders waste a lot of food. I always throw grasshoppers into webs at my grandmas and they'll eat like 1/4 of it before they're like "meh".
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I can confirm that spiders waste a lot of food. I always throw grasshoppers into webs at my grandmas and they'll eat like 1/4 of it before they're like "meh".
Some spiders actually tear a hole into the body of their prey, then vomit digestive fluids inside. All the meat gets liquefied, then the spider sucks it out.
Grasshoppers are huge, though. I wouldn't expect a spider to be able to eat a whole grasshopper, even if it's not one of the ones that eats a liquid diet.
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That actually makes sense now. You learn something new everyday. Thanks! :cheers:
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http://www.iflscience.com/watch-massive-spider-eating-lizard-alive
Pretty sure that lizard gets away and kicks that spider's ass. Really poor videography.
Gonna win 'em all!
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Nick Russell posted this on Facebook. :frown:
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/lovesick-chinese-woman--26--dumped-by-boyfriend-spends-entire-week-in-kfc-131549197.html#yx5HpPT
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http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/10/christian-zealot-beheads-teen-for-practicing-witchcraft/
:sdeek:
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:lol:
http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bad-molly-takes-colorado-state-student-on-insane-mastu-1655993298?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/11/13/bill-cosby-raped-me-why-did-it-take-30-years-for-people-to-believe-my-story/
:frown:
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god rough ridin' damnit you guys. wacky link the stabbing for the girl that lived and was picked up at the MHK library a few days ago. i know the person in question and considered myself friends with the person in question. eff ME. i am just rough ridin' pissed off i didnt ever see it coming or know past history. eff. :frown:
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#1thread?
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:confused:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/seals-caught-having-sex-penguins
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:confused:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/seals-caught-having-sex-penguins
I saw that the other day. It made me second guess my avi, but look at that face. :D
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:confused:
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/seals-caught-having-sex-penguins
What's next, a gay bull?
Animals these days have no morals or sense of decency. smdh.
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What's next, a gay bull?
gay kayhawk, probs
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No judgements on this end. :eye:
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No judgements on this end. :eye:
You are contributing to rape culture. These seals aren't just "having sex" with penguins. They are raping them. The penguins are not into it.
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god rough ridin' damnit you guys. wacky link the stabbing for the girl that lived and was picked up at the MHK library a few days ago. i know the person in question and considered myself friends with the person in question. eff ME. i am just rough ridin' pissed off i didnt ever see it coming or know past history. eff. :frown:
:Wha:
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No judgements on this end. :eye:
You are contributing to rape culture. These seals aren't just "having sex" with penguins. They are raping them. The penguins are not into it.
Next thing you know, those seals are going to want to marry their pet penguins, too.
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god rough ridin' damnit you guys. wacky link the stabbing for the girl that lived and was picked up at the MHK library a few days ago. i know the person in question and considered myself friends with the person in question. eff ME. i am just rough ridin' pissed off i didnt ever see it coming or know past history. eff. :frown:
What did I miss here? :frown:
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No judgements on this end. :eye:
You are contributing to rape culture. These seals aren't just "having sex" with penguins. They are raping them. The penguins are not into it.
Next thing you know, those seals are going to want to marry their pet penguins, too.
You're trying to tell me that penguin didn't enjoy it a little bit? Come on!!! Seals are adorable.
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No judgements on this end. :eye:
You are contributing to rape culture. These seals aren't just "having sex" with penguins. They are raping them. The penguins are not into it.
Next thing you know, those seals are going to want to marry their pet penguins, too.
You're trying to tell me that penguin didn't enjoy it a little bit? Come on!!! Seals are adorable.
Penguins don't even have external sex organs! The seals are rough ridin' them in a hole that was never meant to be penetrated!
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:sdeek:
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I want to apologize for thinking a seal raping a peguin is ok. See my guy to the left? He's actually a sea lion. Sea lions are way more adorable and would never do such a thing. Seals give sea lions a bad name. :frown:
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I want to apologize for thinking a seal raping a peguin is ok. See, my guy to the left? He's actually a sea lion. Sea lions are way more adorable and would never do such a thing. Seals give sea lions a bad name. :frown:
The fact that you thought raping was OK plus that fact that you have admitted that you can't control yourself around dancing women really has me worried.
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I want to apologize for thinking a seal raping a peguin is ok. See, my guy to the left? He's actually a sea lion. Sea lions are way more adorable and would never do such a thing. Seals give sea lions a bad name. :frown:
The fact that you thought raping was OK plus that fact that you have admitted that you can't control yourself around dancing women really has me worried.
:frown:
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I want to apologize for thinking a seal raping a peguin is ok. See, my guy to the left? He's actually a sea lion. Sea lions are way more adorable and would never do such a thing. Seals give sea lions a bad name. :frown:
The fact that you thought raping was OK plus that fact that you have admitted that you can't control yourself around dancing women really has me worried.
:frown:
You better marry Ms. Wacky before she finds out about all of this.
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:ohno: I'm a monster!
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(http://i1346.photobucket.com/albums/p684/The_Big_Train/AtoineDodson_zps24841c4b.jpg)
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Eff this!
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/sick-children-robot-avatar-avoid-missing-school-27019262
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/assistant-principal-retweets-or-nah-tweet?bftw=main
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wacky, did you know that male sea otters are also notorious rapers?
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wacky, did you know that male sea otters are also notorious rapers?
Nope! :sdeek:
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There should be a jail for animals. :frown:
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They're should be a jail for animals. :frown:
:D
also its called a shelter :frown:
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:confused:
http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-lions-tailgate-1670931368?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
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:confused:
http://deadspin.com/butthole-eaten-at-lions-tailgate-1670931368?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Really enjoyed this quote:
"This is absolutely disgusting.
How could you even THINK about driving a Honda in Detroit...". :lol:
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http://www.etonline.com/fashion/155371_man_spends_150000_dollars_to_look_like_kim_kardashian/
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lol wtf
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/a97eb0797504414bb7cf6f8d14178633/police-naked-man-broke-homes-used-hot-tub
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@Gooch
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-snake-downtown-20150107-story.html (http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-snake-downtown-20150107-story.html)
(http://www.trbimg.com/img-54adcd1a/turbine/la-me-ln-snake-downtown-20150107-001/900/900x506)
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Why are they trying to locate the snake's owner? They obviously are not responsible enough to own a snake.
We will not be visiting San Diego any time soon.
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I would love to chop that thing in half.
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Why are they trying to locate the snake's owner?
to prosecute him/her, obviously
We will not be visiting San Diego any time soon.
i'm going next week :sdeek:
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The article sounded like they are looking for the owner to give the snake back. If they don't find the owner then the snake will be given to some group.
Don't sit on any toilets while you are there.
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http://fox4kc.com/2015/01/13/man-awakens-after-12-years-in-coma-says-he-was-aware-of-everything/
eff this!
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the agony
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reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film))
Written and directed by Dalton Trumbo, who was famously one of the "Hollywood Ten." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist)
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reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film))
Written and directed by Dalton Trumbo, who was famously one of the "Hollywood Ten." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist)
Holy crap! Is that what that Aerosmith song was about? It all makes sense now. :runaway:
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reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film))
Written and directed by Dalton Trumbo, who was famously one of the "Hollywood Ten." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist)
Holy crap! Is that what that Aerosmith song was about? It all makes sense now. :runaway:
ALSO, that film was featured in Metallica's "One" music video.
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http://fox4kc.com/2015/01/13/man-awakens-after-12-years-in-coma-says-he-was-aware-of-everything/
eff this!
Oh, never a dull moment in the Pistorius family.
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reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film))
Written and directed by Dalton Trumbo, who was famously one of the "Hollywood Ten." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist)
Holy crap! Is that what that Aerosmith song was about? It all makes sense now. :runaway:
No. The Aerosmith song is about a girl that is getting molested by her dad and she kills him. I believe it is Janie/Jamie.
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Oh. Whoops! :frown:
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Slight difference ;)
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reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film))
Written and directed by Dalton Trumbo, who was famously one of the "Hollywood Ten." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist)
I read that book when I was in the 6th grade. Pretty heavy stuff.
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reminds me of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Got_His_Gun_(film))
Written and directed by Dalton Trumbo, who was famously one of the "Hollywood Ten." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_blacklist)
Holy crap! Is that what that Aerosmith song was about? It all makes sense now. :runaway:
ALSO, that film was featured in Metallica's "One" music video.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/25178/one-metallica-o.gif)
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http://eyeball.viralnova.com/eyeball-tattoo/?mb=vnfb1 :surprised:
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You can't feel anything on your eyeball. Still creepy as all get out. Only 22 years for killing a police officer? Odd.
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:runaway:
http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/
/thread
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You can't feel anything on your eyeball. Still creepy as all get out. Only 22 years for killing a police officer? Odd.
I don't think he died. Plus, Alaska, weirdo state.
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http://929nin.com/san-antonio-strippers-arrested-butt-cracks/
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I'll be your white knight Julia Marks!
#TheWesIsTheFuture
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/beauty/woman-avoids-smiling-for-40-years-to-stop-wrinkles/ar-AA9gjgJ
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/beauty/woman-avoids-smiling-for-40-years-to-stop-wrinkles/ar-AA9gjgJ
She needs to do something about those bags, though.
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Yeah, I mean, what a dumb bitch.
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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152307380847595 :runaway:
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:runaway:
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http://enjoyinme.com/man-slept-next-to-dead-wife-for-5-years-1
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/it-looks-like-this-for-profit-college-could-be-in-financial-trouble/ar-AAa08dL
Bye, bye, UOP.
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/marriage/couple-married-for-73-years-die-within-five-minutes-of-each-other-in-separate-care-homes/ar-AAaVZFU
:eek:
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WAAACKYYYYY!!!!!!!
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/police-seal-or-sea-lion-pup-abducted-from-los-angeles-beach/ar-AAbmn6g (http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/police-seal-or-sea-lion-pup-abducted-from-los-angeles-beach/ar-AAbmn6g)
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:sdeek:
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/18/supreme-court-double-taxation/22066863/
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152900959623925&set=a.414538113924.190117.557793924&type=1&fref=nf
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152900959623925&set=a.414538113924.190117.557793924&type=1&fref=nf
I mean how will they ever know for sure that those tickets don't get you into Heaven?
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152900959623925&set=a.414538113924.190117.557793924&type=1&fref=nf
I mean how will they ever know for sure that those tickets don't get you into Heaven?
Yeah, I don't get why anything they did is illegal. The story sounds made up, anyway.
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/health/wellness/fda-advisory-panel-recommends-approval-of-%e2%80%9cfemale-viagra%e2%80%9d/ar-BBkH3e4
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-middle-school-teachers-give-student-ghetto-award/ar-BBkJuFM
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Have we not talked about this?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl4kJ9TGhJA
:sdeek: #MooseRider
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Hey guys, these drunk Canadians are riding a moose in the water, GET IN HERE!!!!
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Drunk people scaring the crap out of an animal. Woohoo.
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Well it's all over the news and I hope the guys get the fine. It's close to $100,000.
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Well it's all over the news and I hope the guys get the fine. It's close to $100,000.
Me too. I can't say it's not something I would do if I were inebriated. But in hindsight...
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Yeah, seeing that moose struggle kinda got to me.
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http://www.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2015/06/30/paris-hilton-sues-prankster-moos-pkg-erin.cnn?sr=fb070115parishiltonprank1230pVODLink
:sdeek: :lol:
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http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/03/us/hitchbot-robot-beheaded-philadelphia-feat/index.html
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:sdeek:
https://www.yahoo.com/health/meet-the-woman-who-carried-a-fetus-for-60-years-126012532513.html
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the internet is linked together in weird ways, this was a link within that last article :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek: :sdeek:
http://www.newser.com/story/202416/girl-born-pregnant-with-twin-fetuses.html
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Wow.
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https://uk.news.yahoo.com/private-detective-caught-man-wife-093021122.html
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Pretty stupid that she has to be listed as a sex offender.
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:sdeek:
http://www.starminenews.com/16-month-old-australian-toddlers-head-reattached-to-neck-after-internal-decapitation-in-car-accident/6807/
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152900959623925&set=a.414538113924.190117.557793924&type=1&fref=nf
I mean how will they ever know for sure that those tickets don't get you into Heaven?
Yeah, I don't get why anything they did is illegal. The story sounds made up, anyway.
http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp
crap was actually in legit newspapers
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:sdeek:
http://www.starminenews.com/16-month-old-australian-toddlers-head-reattached-to-neck-after-internal-decapitation-in-car-accident/6807/
is decapitated really the correct word here? I can go with severed spine, but not decapitation. Or is "internal" the part that makes it legit.
Upon a quick search, I guess "internal decapitation" is actually a thing.
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:sdeek:
http://www.starminenews.com/16-month-old-australian-toddlers-head-reattached-to-neck-after-internal-decapitation-in-car-accident/6807/
is decapitated really the correct word here? I can go with severed spine, but not decapitation. Or is "internal" the part that makes it legit.
Upon a quick search, I guess "internal decapitation" is actually a thing.
Yeah I was a little confused by the term internal decapitation at first.
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Whoa...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14163864/former-nfl-quarterback-doug-flutie-parents-die-same-day
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https://twitter.com/CopsOnTape/status/711313649873256452
:sdeek:
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WTF!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KGZis7RO4o
I had no idea. I should have never killed those two hookers in Columbus.
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"Head ripping off machine" :lol:
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:lol:
http://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-had-some-boner-problems-while-training-fo-1767966069
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http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/15148236/when-sending-birthday-promotional-email-goes-hilariously-wrong
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http://fox4kc.com/2016/04/07/motel-owner-secretly-watched-guests-have-sex-for-29-years/
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omg :sdeek: :lol:
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/man-accidentally-deletes-his-entire-company-with-one-line-of-bad-code-a6984256.html
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https://twitter.com/LisaGinKC/status/724961647882850304
http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article73926242.html
^ Can't make this stuff up!
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https://twitter.com/realtimwilliams/status/725772306774155264
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http://www.kctv5.com/story/31866756/period-policy-paid-days-off-for-women-during-their-period
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http://www.kctv5.com/story/31866756/period-policy-paid-days-off-for-women-during-their-period
Heck yeah! I'd like an extra few days off every month.
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http://www.kctv5.com/story/31866756/period-policy-paid-days-off-for-women-during-their-period
Heck yeah! I'd like an extra few days off every month.
If you disagree then you're a misogynist.
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:lol:
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http://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida-man-has-forearm-bitten-off-by-alligator-lakeland-police-say#
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Turtle rockets through woman’s windshield on highway
http://www.kansascity.com/latest-news/article77475562.html
Funny thing about this, this happened to Ms. Wacky and I at Marco Island, except it was a huge ass from that jumped out of a tree, on to our windshield.
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Are you telling me that a turtle jumped out of a tree onto your windshield?
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Are you telling me that a turtle jumped out of a tree onto your windshield?
I read it that if was a donkey.
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http://www.kctv5.com/story/32330878/woman-drives-home-with-body-lodged-in-car-windshield
Drugs (krokodil)?
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Probably (illegally) voting for Killary.
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http://www.kcci.com/national/woman-claims-urinating-toy-sexually-assaulted-her-at-restaurant/40905152?utm_source=Social&utm_medium=FBPAGE&utm_campaign=KCCI
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:Wha:
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/barack-obama-will-reveal-alien-and-ufo-details-held-by-the-us-before-he-leaves-office/ar-BBtsnIN?li=BBoPWjQ
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https://twitter.com/KCStar/status/832342294649040896
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https://www.japantoday.com/smartphone/view/national/bashful-pandas-at-ueno-zoo-mate-after-four-year-hiatus (https://www.japantoday.com/smartphone/view/national/bashful-pandas-at-ueno-zoo-mate-after-four-year-hiatus)
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https://twitter.com/vice/status/876107192142893056
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I'm not sure I believe that.
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That guy had to have been on death's door.
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https://twitter.com/vice/status/876107192142893056
That looks like a grownup version of puniraptors avi pic
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like and subscribe!
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/teen-youtuber-shoots-kills-boyfriend-video-stunt-n777851 (http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/teen-youtuber-shoots-kills-boyfriend-video-stunt-n777851)
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Desert Eagle, point foive oh
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So they both thought the book would stop a 50 caliber bullet?
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https://twitter.com/ap/status/906623509467508736
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I hope he gets the crap beaten out of him daily.
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https://twitter.com/nypost/status/907248567563276289
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"Little deaths"
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:lol:
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/907993951419944960
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https://apnews.com/894289969ca740c397ff05a7aec090e6/Skylarks-spared-Ed-Sheeran-concert,-trees-not-so-lucky
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https://twitter.com/StevePoliti/status/992092666367127553
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without reading any words i thought that was a tweet about ku football
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https://twitter.com/kgun9/status/994319885084770304
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:lol: This guy rocks!
https://twitter.com/karenehowell/status/1009441177345712129
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Great find.
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https://www.techtimes.com/articles/231385/20180628/95-year-old-man-beats-rabid-fox-to-death-with-wooden-plank.htm
This guy sounds pretty hardcore.
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(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180713/765b53bde4ec28ed9c5c09ed92e38de6.jpg)
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http://www.newser.com/story/260732/dog-stays-stays-all-night-with-girl-3-lost-in-corn-field.html
Posted mostly for the name of the canine hero :lol:
A little girl is home in the arms of her mother after reportedly getting lost in a Missouri cornfield for nearly 12 hours, during which her beloved pooch never left her side. Per KFVS, 3-year-old Remy Elliott had a friend in the family's Yorkshire Terrier, named Fat Heath, when she wandered into the field around 8pm Thursday. For nearly 12 hours, the girl and dog were missing as a search party ballooned from five to nearly 100 people, according to Remy's mother, Timber Merritt. According to the Kansas City Star, Merritt's brother even drove in from Kentucky to aid in the search. Ultimately, he was the one who discovered the dog and little Remy, who was asleep at the time.
Exhausted and covered in mosquito bites, Remy reportedly said she wasn't scared at all during the ordeal because she had Fat Heath there at her side. Local authorities who aided in the search called the help of all involved, including the pup, an admirable community effort. "Law enforcement, 1st Responders and community volunteers coming together to find a missing child. Her dog stayed by her side all night," wrote the Missouri State Highway Patrol in a Twitter post that shared a snapshot of Fat Heath and of Merritt hugging her newly found daughter. Merritt joked that now might be time to put a fence around the yard.
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:curse: :ROFL:
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wow grade A usda prime dog name
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Big bro of the peaky blinders' hood, small heath
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https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1022222274685034496
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/08/15/georgia-police-investigating-100-000-ramen-noodle-heist/1005497002/ (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/08/15/georgia-police-investigating-100-000-ramen-noodle-heist/1005497002/)
This might be fake news. There's no way you could fit $98k worth of ramen noodles into one semi trailer. You'd probably need an entire cargo ship.
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My guess is it was Top ramen.
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https://twitter.com/apeastregion/status/1030908279084462081
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https://twitter.com/apeastregion/status/1030908279084462081
That's nothing, I seen a muliti millionaire bite the ear off another multi millionaire a few yrs back on a national TV network. :rolleyes:
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https://twitter.com/WTEN/status/1041744385606647811
Now I can cite an expert when someone tells me to stop farting.
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https://theblast.com/bill-cosby-first-meal-jail-pudding/
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http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/komodo-island-is-closing-to-tourists-because-people-are-stealing-dragons/ar-BBVvpEJ?ocid=ientp
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Already read about this.
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https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/15/us/farmer-amputates-his-leg-trnd/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/15/us/farmer-amputates-his-leg-trnd/index.html)
Good thing he has that old man farmer strength :sdeek:
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He must have osteoporosis or something.
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https://www.klfy.com/top-stories/louisiana-principal-resigns-after-being-arrested-at-strip-club-while-on-school-field-trip/2045889786
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https://www.klfy.com/top-stories/louisiana-principal-resigns-after-being-arrested-at-strip-club-while-on-school-field-trip/2045889786
Just another story about a rough ridin' drunk cop/catholic school superintendent having the time of his miserable life. :Yuck: