Author Topic: Should we feel sorry for Tim Tebow and his horrible senior bowl performance?  (Read 5543 times)

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Offline RTB

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Never.


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Absolutely not. Who gives a shazbot! about Tebow and any of his performances?!? His responsibilities to the college football audience are three fold: go to class, practice, play in games. Any ideology pushing elitist like Tebow should be tea-bagged. Actually, I'd much rather see that than his POS anti-abortion commercial coming out during the super bowl.
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He is a Gatorkat.

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if there is one person in the world that I will NEVER feel sorry for, It is Tim Tebow.


Non death/tragedy related though.

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why would anybody in the world feel sorry for tebow? he's only like the best looking person ever. he lives in florida. he won two national championships. will have a gator degree and the world is basically his. doesn't make sense.

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I feel incredibly sorry for Tim, but not because of this recent fiasco.  The most eligible bachelor in the history of the University of Florida is apparently a virgin.  Unless he becomes a Catholic Priest or exists the closet, I'll consider his time at UF to be one of the greatest wastes of an opportunity of our generation.

It basically goes....

1. Len Bias doing too big of line
2. Tim Tebow's chastity at UF
3. Terry Pierce going pro early

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No way that dude is a virgin.  It's not humanly possible.

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No way that dude is a virgin.  It's not humanly possible.

Sadly, I believe it.

He will fail in the NFL (maybe a slight chance at a TE).  IMO he would be smart to stay at Florida as a Grad Assistant.
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No way that dude is a virgin.  It's not humanly possible.

Sadly, I believe it.

He will fail in the NFL (maybe a slight chance at a TE).  IMO he would be smart to stay at Florida as a Grad Assistant.

yeah, no need to collect that couple years of pay in the nfl holding a clipboard. no need for that at all.

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As what though?  A 3rd string QB?  I don't doubt that would be the best job in the world, but Teebow could live off of endorsements and Bible advertising for awhile. 
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No way that dude is a virgin.  It's not humanly possible.

Sadly, I believe it.

He will fail in the NFL (maybe a slight chance at a TE).  IMO he would be smart to stay at Florida as a Grad Assistant.

yeah, no need to collect that couple years of pay in the nfl holding a clipboard. no need for that at all.

:facepalm:

He's not smart enough to get into grad school at UF.  Kid got an 860 on his SAT - imagine what his Wunderlic or his GRE would be.  UF created a major for him, and I'm NOT AT ALL bitter that he was an Academic All-American with a 3.2 (I think?) in "Family Studies" while Christian Ponder, who has a 4.0 in his MBA program, was overlooked.

I blame Gary Danielson for it all.  ::shakes fist::
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As what though?  A 3rd string QB?  I don't doubt that would be the best job in the world, but Teebow could live off of endorsements and Bible advertising for awhile. 

yes, tim. please go back to school and be a GA and make the bare minimum. don't go to the nfl, practice and show up for games while making half a mil a season. you don't want to do that.

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Sure he could make a few grand ( I don't think 3rd string QB's make a mil in a season) while in the NFL.  Floridians worship the dude and I see him as an assistant coach in less than 3 years at Florida.  The guy poops golden nuggets.  I guess it would give him more to tithe right?
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Sure he could make a few grand ( I don't think 3rd string QB's make a mil in a season) while in the NFL.  Floridians worship the dude and I see him as an assistant coach in less than 3 years at Florida.  The guy poops golden nuggets.  I guess it would give him more to tithe right?

Trust me, most Floridians do not worship Tebow.  Do not buy into the media hype.
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Sure he could make a few grand ( I don't think 3rd string QB's make a mil in a season) while in the NFL.  Floridians worship the dude and I see him as an assistant coach in less than 3 years at Florida.  The guy poops golden nuggets.  I guess it would give him more to tithe right?

Trust me, most Floridians do not worship Tebow.  Do not buy into the media hype.

Really?  I thought Jacksonville folks (minus the owner) were all about keeping him in the state of Florida.
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He's from the Jacksonville area, which is effectively Gainesville North.  The Cult of Tebow ends in that area. 

Of course the locals want Timmeh to remain in the area, where he can best be positioned to circumcise young children, wear uncomfortably tight t-shirts and perfect only a jump pass.
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He's from the Jacksonville area, which is effectively Gainesville North.  The Cult of Tebow ends in that area. 

Of course the locals want Timmeh to remain in the area, where he can best be positioned to circumcise young children, wear uncomfortably tight t-shirts and perfect only a jump pass.

We are getting some serious Sunshine state knowledge here folks.  Might have to start thinking of Most Valuable Poster candidates.

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He's from the Jacksonville area, which is effectively Gainesville North.  The Cult of Tebow ends in that area. 

Of course the locals want Timmeh to remain in the area, where he can best be positioned to circumcise young children, wear uncomfortably tight t-shirts and perfect only a jump pass.

We are getting some serious Sunshine state knowledge here folks.  Might have to start thinking of Most Valuable Poster candidates.

Hey now, blame the Kansan who married the southern girl.  It's not my fault my parents preferred sand to snow.  :tongue:
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Offline JMart

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He's from the Jacksonville area, which is effectively Gainesville North.  The Cult of Tebow ends in that area. 

Of course the locals want Timmeh to remain in the area, where he can best be positioned to circumcise young children, wear uncomfortably tight t-shirts and perfect only a jump pass.

We are getting some serious Sunshine state knowledge here folks.  Might have to start thinking of Most Valuable Poster candidates.

Hey now, blame the Kansan who married the southern girl.  It's not my fault my parents preferred sand to snow.  :tongue:

Is that euphemism for something? Just sounds dirty.
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He's from the Jacksonville area, which is effectively Gainesville North.  The Cult of Tebow ends in that area. 

Of course the locals want Timmeh to remain in the area, where he can best be positioned to circumcise young children, wear uncomfortably tight t-shirts and perfect only a jump pass.

We are getting some serious Sunshine state knowledge here folks.  Might have to start thinking of Most Valuable Poster candidates.

Hey now, blame the Kansan who married the southern girl.  It's not my fault my parents preferred sand to snow.  :tongue:

Is that euphemism for something? Just sounds dirty.

It would only be a euphemism if I were a Miami grad.
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Tebow is to the State of Florida as Roy Williams is to the State of North Carolina.

Or closer to home, Tebow is to the State of Florida as Clemente is to powertards.  Mostly reviled, but still partly revered. 

Just mho
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