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2017 Predicto Thread
« on: July 06, 2017, 03:01:38 PM »
Loll'ing at the ku rubes got me looking at our 2017 schedule. Needless to say, it sets up nicely for the Cats

Center arKANSAS - They went 10-3 last year :surprised: -- W 67-3

UNCC - this isn't a country club or community college :dunno: -- W 49-10

@RR Tycoon U - beat a couple SEC teams, and plays in the SEC, so unbeatable per Disney Sports  :ohno: -- W 27-13

Rape&Battery U - imploaded last season after repeated rape and abuse coverup allegations proved to be true  :blindfold:- W 42-28

@New Air Raid Offense - same downgrade roster with a CUSA offensive mindset -- W 31-16  :billdance:

Stripper Drillteam  :nono:- last season implosion overshadowed by Rape&Battery U implosion - W 38-17

Paperclip U - biggest game of the year against reigning dr pepper champs, hired Madden64 POY as HC - W 36-35 :whew:

@Wagner Field East - these guys are a continual abomination, incapable of success in spite of tens of millions of $$$ of conference welfare :facepalm: - W 42-13

@ole defense - kliff is great bc he's too loved to be fired :party:, W 52-38

Hillbillies - actually looking fwd to this one, traditionally balanced attack, but we seem to have Dana's number, W 28-24 :schemed:

@MulletFuckFace - my gawd, if we lose to these assclowns by one score for the seemingly hundreth time in a row I might break this rough ridin' bbs, W 49-12

TornadoCardinal - lol, these guys suck, however, they thoroughly enjoy rough ridin' the conf in games like this  :runaway: better be on our toes, W 17-14



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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2017, 11:49:21 AM »
This is gold, Jerry...gold!

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2017, 09:10:31 AM »
Finished :footballspike:
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2017, 10:15:10 AM »
Solid take. Win them all.

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2017, 10:19:17 AM »
Who do we play in the conference championship game and who wins?


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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2017, 03:18:16 PM »
Who do we play in the conference championship game and who wins?

Prolly the hillbillies, and of course we win.
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2017, 06:36:36 PM »
I've been informed by another person in my life that after the 5th loss Bill retires and Sean takes over.

I think that's a garbage prediction but I really don't know anything about anything so I'd rather us just win all the games and stuff.

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2017, 06:44:20 PM »
Lulz
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« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2017, 09:48:45 AM »


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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2017, 10:11:20 PM »
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2017, 10:57:25 AM »
so are we going to be legit good or what

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2017, 11:03:33 AM »
Need to know if meat hook is in a body cast or not
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2017, 11:15:31 AM »
Need to know if meat hook is in a body cast or not

I'm sure he will be good to go.

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2017, 11:38:16 AM »
so are we going to be legit good or what

floor is probably 8 wins, and the ceiling is the natty, so yes i think we will be legit good.

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2017, 11:43:57 AM »
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2017, 02:53:33 PM »
UCA- 45-10 W
Charlotte- 42-7 W
Vanderbilt- 34-17 W
Baylor- 41-20 W
Texas- 27-24 W
TCU- 34-28 W
Oklahoma- 35-30 W
uK- 49-20 W
Texas Tech- 44-35 W
West Virginia- 28-24 W
Oklahoma State- 38-41 L
Iowa State- 37-24 W

Beat Oklahoma State in a rematch in Dallas. 3 or 4 seed in the CFP.

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2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2017, 03:25:10 PM »
I agree with cas on the overall record, but I have us left out of the playoff.   Big 10 1 loss team, PAC 1 loss team, SEC 1 loss team, and ACC undefeated get the spots.

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2017, 03:33:38 PM »
I agree that we would be somewhat unlikely to make the CFP with a loss.

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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2017, 03:46:01 PM »
UCA- 41-3 W
Charlotte- 42-9 W
Vanderbilt- 34-10 W
Baylor- 41-28 W
Texas- 24-21 W
TCU- 41-21 W
Oklahoma- 30-27 OT W
KU- 56-13 W
Texas Tech- 38-20 W
West Virginia- 28-24 W
Oklahoma State- 46-45 3OT W
Iowa State- 38-17 W

12-0 regular season

Beat OSU 38-31 in the Dr. Pepper

2 seed in playoff, beat USC before losing to Alabama in the championship game. :( but ultimately  :ksu:

EDIT. I'm all in. 14-0. Cats beat Bama in a real football slugfest of a game. 25-24 3OT.
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2017, 03:51:56 PM »
I agree that we would be somewhat unlikely to make the CFP with a loss.

I agree with cas on the overall record, but I have us left out of the playoff.   Big 10 1 loss team, PAC 1 loss team, SEC 1 loss team, and ACC undefeated get the spots.

If we are in this situation I fully expect Snyder to pull an Osborne and say he is retiring after the year so the CFP committee gives him 1 shot to rule them all.
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Re: 2017 Predicto Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2017, 04:04:14 PM »
I agree that we would be somewhat unlikely to make the CFP with a loss.

I agree with cas on the overall record, but I have us left out of the playoff.   Big 10 1 loss team, PAC 1 loss team, SEC 1 loss team, and ACC undefeated get the spots.

If we are in this situation I fully expect Snyder to pull an Osborne and say he is retiring after the year so the CFP committee gives him 1 shot to rule them all.

Very true.  It would be be one helluva a trump card.

My guess it would be announced before the Big 12 Championship game - to also help motivate the youngsters besides garnering added press for the qatz.


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« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2017, 04:33:43 PM »
If we were to lose to a team this season, who would be the best to lose to in terms of maximizing CFP chances?

I would almost say Texas. One, it's Texas. Two, I actually think they could have a pretty solid season this year. Three, early in the year.

Oklahoma State would probably be the toughest to come back from, mainly due to how late in the season it would be. I would think that we would have to be already in the Top 4 and Oklahoma State would be in/near the top 10. But it is still very doable if that would be the only game we were to lose.

Warshington lost last season to USC at home by 2 TDs in mid-November and still made it in.

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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2017, 04:48:38 PM »
I think it would be Texas. I don't think Texas will be all that good, but the Texas name keeps the loss from looking too bad, and that would hopefully mean we beat OU twice.

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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2017, 05:18:02 PM »
If we were to lose to a team this season, who would be the best to lose to in terms of maximizing CFP chances?

I would almost say Texas. One, it's Texas. Two, I actually think they could have a pretty solid season this year. Three, early in the year.

Oklahoma State would probably be the toughest to come back from, mainly due to how late in the season it would be. I would think that we would have to be already in the Top 4 and Oklahoma State would be in/near the top 10. But it is still very doable if that would be the only game we were to lose.

Warshington lost last season to USC at home by 2 TDs in mid-November and still made it in.


Early in the year is a big factor

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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2017, 05:19:16 PM »
I agree that we would be somewhat unlikely to make the CFP with a loss.

I agree with cas on the overall record, but I have us left out of the playoff.   Big 10 1 loss team, PAC 1 loss team, SEC 1 loss team, and ACC undefeated get the spots.

If we are in this situation I fully expect Snyder to pull an Osborne and say he is retiring after the year so the CFP committee gives him 1 shot to rule them all.

Very true.  It would be be one helluva a trump card.

My guess it would be announced before the Big 12 Championship game - to also help motivate the youngsters besides garnering added press for the qatz.


Forgot about the Osborne card.  If Bill plays it with us having 1 loss, then we are in.  Timing of his announcement would need to be orchestrated by someone else, not him...he would eff that up.