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carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« on: May 06, 2010, 09:01:53 PM »
thoughts? probably, huh?


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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2010, 09:07:56 PM »
Brian Kavanaugh didn't lose to LA-Lafayette  :facepalm:

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2010, 09:09:37 PM »
I think Kavanaugh had a better arm but carson's mobility is much better. Carson would be more comparable to Matt Miller as far as playing style goes- but miller was fearless

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2010, 09:13:28 PM »
Brian Kavanaugh didn't lose to LA-Lafayette  :facepalm:

brian kavanaugh didn't have a worthless qb stealing three meaningful series from him during his first road game of the year and doing absolutely nothing with them. also, kavanaugh had better players around him. also, kavanaugh didn't start as a junior. also, kavanaugh didn't play any game during his first year in a new system. otherwise great point... kavanaugh never lost to lala.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2010, 09:14:20 PM »
kind of a moot point, because carson doesn't have a surrounding cast worth a crap.  

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2010, 09:18:06 PM »
kind of a moot point, because carson doesn't have a surrounding cast worth a crap.  

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2010, 09:22:47 PM »
 :confused:

i think carson is a piece of crap, but if he had a decent team around him then he might be mediocre and win games. 

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 09:30:10 PM »
where's chris canty?  do we get him back in this httm?

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 09:33:48 PM »
:confused:

i think carson is a piece of crap, but if he had a decent team around him then he might be mediocre and win games. 

team, ok yeah maybe. i thought you meant offense alone, which has some legit talent at the moment, minus perhaps tightend.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 09:52:16 PM »
yeah, if our defense was average, then carson would probably be more effective.  but since it sucks, he's going to have to play catch-up a lot and will look far worse than he probably is. 

he still sucks, though.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 11:03:40 PM »
different body shapes = different people.  carson coffman is shaped like a ginger root, brian kavanaugh is shaped like a pear.  one is a fruit, one is a vegetable.  simple math dumbass.


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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 11:14:47 PM »
different body shapes = different people.  carson coffman is shaped like a ginger root, brian kavanaugh is shaped like a pear.  one is a fruit, one is a vegetable.  simple math dumbass.

it's a football game. not a fruitsalad. lmao. if i'm making a fruitsalad then i'll be sure to call brian kavanaugh though. thanks for the help with this. kavanaugh salad? that's what she said.  :pbj:





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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2010, 02:07:46 AM »
:confused:

i think carson is a piece of crap, but if he had a decent team around him then he might be mediocre and win games. 

Dude, we have a bunch of athletes on offense this season and a veteran O-Line, and he will still suck.... :facepalm:

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 07:15:37 AM »
If he's brian kavanaugh'esque our offense is gonna be pretty good
« Last Edit: May 07, 2010, 07:31:24 AM by steve dave »

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 07:27:32 AM »
different body shapes = different people.  carson coffman is shaped like a ginger root, brian kavanaugh is shaped like a pear.  one is a fruit, one is a vegetable.  simple math dumbass.
it's a football game. not a fruitsalad. lmao. if i'm making a fruitsalad then i'll be sure to call brian kavanaugh though. thanks for the help with this. kavanaugh salad? that's what she said.  :pbj:

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 09:02:26 AM »
I don't even think he's adam helm, regardless of the supporting cast.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2010, 09:12:22 AM »
I picture him as more of a Brian Luke kinda guy.  Could definitely see him taking a face-plant safety sometime this season.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 09:26:55 AM »
:confused:

i think carson is a piece of crap, but if he had a decent team around him then he might be mediocre and win games. 

Dude, we have a bunch of athletes on offense this season and a veteran O-Line, and he will still suck.... :facepalm:

Yeah, I was meaning the team as a whole.  Doesn't matter if our offense was 10 NFL All-Stars and Carson, we'll still lose 6-7 games because our defense is made up of retards.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2010, 10:01:38 AM »
Kavanaugh wasn't mobile, but he was very savvy in the pocket. He could throw a tight spiral and didn't need to a baseball windup to get a pass off or have tunnel vision for one receiver. The O-line struggled Kavanaugh's senior year. His running back was so-so — I think Hicks got injured in summer drills and Lawrence started. He had Lockett and a great defense.
Anyone comparing Coffman to him of Matt Miller is in denial or has forgotten just how bad Coffman sucks.

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2010, 10:05:42 AM »
Kavanaugh wasn't mobile, but he was very savvy in the pocket. He could throw a tight spiral and didn't need to a baseball windup to get a pass off or have tunnel vision for one receiver. The O-line struggled Kavanaugh's senior year. His running back was so-so — I think Hicks got injured in summer drills and Lawrence started. He had Lockett and a great defense.
Anyone comparing Coffman to him of Matt Miller is in denial or has forgotten just how bad Coffman sucks.

you just used the words tight spiral and savy to describe kavanaugh.  :lol:

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2010, 10:15:51 AM »
different body shapes = different people.  carson coffman is shaped like a ginger root, brian kavanaugh is shaped like a pear.  one is a fruit, one is a vegetable.  simple math dumbass.
it's a football game. not a fruitsalad. lmao. if i'm making a fruitsalad then i'll be sure to call brian kavanaugh though. thanks for the help with this. kavanaugh salad? that's what she said.  :pbj:

AIDS turns fruits into vegetables. 

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2010, 10:43:55 AM »
This thread is complete horseshit.  Kavy had the savy, 'nuff said.


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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2010, 11:04:05 AM »
thoughts? probably, huh?

Best case scenario.  I'd take a Cotton Bowl loss to BYU this year and run.   :cheese:

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Re: carson coffman=brian kavanaugh?
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2010, 11:07:50 AM »
This thread is complete horseshit.  Kavy had the savy, 'nuff said.

What my friend here is saying is that back then, Kavs learned by watching THE MAN Mayday.  QB's ordered a shot and a beer before they dominated you in Darts in the Outback for hours on virtually every week night.  They were the show.

Kavs has role modeled off of jack squat.

Maybe he can elevate his FP to proper level, but we have had no evidence to suggest this will occur.   

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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2010, 11:37:32 AM »
Jeff Schwinn.