So I'm looking at some of my friend's pics on Facebook and I see Jeron Mastrud in one of them, so I click on his profile. Apparently he has one of those kind of open profiles where you can see his info if you are a student at K-State. Anyways, I saw a few of his quotes on his info and was intrigued and ended up recognizing most of the names from the football team. Enjoy.
"I'm not wifing...I'm just tryin' to beat ASAP" - Josh
"It's not all about sex...It's about face time too" - Josh
"I'm so hungry, I could eat some pussy right now" - Reggie
"Just close your eyes and let it happen"
"In 3 and 4 thirds......gender has no meaning, unless it's for the beating" - World B. Free
"Betocido cuz" OJ
"I got Gabe Crews in my trunk! Gabe Crews, gabe gggabe Crews!!" - John
"You can't judge me, you work at a gas station" - Ian
"Don't go to great clips! Thats like black guys going to Justin McKinney" Kacye
"I don't care if she's a delta tri delta 5, she looks like she belongs at Sunset Zoo" - Brooke
"Man, they put these cones out here like we illeterate or something" - Rolo
"Where's the costume party at guys?" Carson
"Eggs!" "Eggs? What you talkin bout eggs?" "Eggs bitch!" Corey
"Did you wind the Bui up before driving it?" Kacye
"I got no shrimp in my arm" BG
"Man, ya'll racist, why can't there ever be a black guy as the Bachelor?" BG
"BG, because you guys have Flavor of Love" Kacye
"Tri Delta: So easy a caveman could do it" Collegian
"Rolo you know how to spell ostrich?" Me
"Hell Na!" Rolo
"Man I'm not even feeling depressed enough 2 drink" Reg
"Do you want me to remind you you're black?" John
"You be breakin' furniture?" Devyn
"So does that mean at midnight they'll start selling alcohol again?" Kery
"Why do they call it Tri-Delta, b/c they're only smart enough to remember one letter" Corey
"Shes not wearin any underwear..must be a tri-delt" Corey
"What's that stinch? Oh wait, it's a Tri-Delt with her legs spread" Corey
"Stay up? I don't get it...like stay hard?" Shelby
"When someone goes religious on me I just go in the opposite direction" Alex Ti.
"If someone was telling a prayer before a meal I would just bounce" Kelsey
"Religion is shady" Alex Ti.
"He's a jewish muslim" Makenzie
"He's really into Jesus so he just says some over-the-top crap" Alex Tk.
"Beasley's jumper is wetter than a Tri-Delt" Corey
"I'm insta-dick hard, just add water" Deon
"I'm a get drunk, pull my dick out, and see what happens" J.T.F
"I jus wanna get f*cked up, f*ck, and get someone pregnant" Previous
"Current Status: I'm popped to the woodrath degree and just fell in a water hazard and can't get out" Who else
"Old enough to breathe, old enough to breed" Drink
"You ain't fuckin unless you have an STD" Dave
"Kaleb Drinkgern....is that a real name?" Chili's waitress
"She is the weakest ho in here. She weighs like 32 pounds and could really, like really get flushed down the toilet" Snipes
"Yeah he's a decathalete, he does like 20 events" Snipes
"They couldn't handle the sap from the Blackwood Forest" J-Hou
"I didn't even bother buying chapstick while I was there, i just ate pussy" - The Blackwood Forest
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3 and 4 Thirds
