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UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« on: March 29, 2010, 02:05:45 PM »
Setting aside a thread to relay updates from the defending last place team in the North.  Just weigh in on news from ku's spring practice. 

Specifically, would love to hear news from ku fans on the board.  Now that the second string that threatened to win the national championship is actually first string, can we expect a domination by Gill's logos?

Read in the KC Star the following, please free to add any other news.

1.  It is true, no last names on jersey, just the upper tramp stamp logo;
2.  It is true, no cussin'
3.  He has required the team to memorize a catchy mantra with each letter in the word "believe" standing for a word which is then chanted in the huddle.  Lame Brady McCollugh could not publish what it was because he is an idiot;
4.  That thug from Blinn was booted.  Gill is cleaning up the rogue outfit Mangino had running;
5.  If you want to watch Gill's practices, head to the parking garage and take a look;
6.  Gill is not looking really for ability at QB as much as body language.  Kale Pick's body language says "I cannt believe I have a division 1 scholarship"; and
7.  No word on whether Chuck Long will be charged over the events at his last stop.

That's it for now.  Beems and others, give us some scoop!



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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2010, 02:09:28 PM »
What's the gay slogan this year?

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2010, 02:26:11 PM »
What's the gay slogan this year?

The newspaper slogan seems to be "No payments due until August!"

But Gill has an acronym for "Believe"

Still haven't heard exactly what it is.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2010, 02:48:00 PM »
What's the gay slogan this year?

The newspaper slogan seems to be "No payments due until August!"

But Gill has an acronym for "Believe"

Still haven't heard exactly what it is.

Be
Evangelical
Like
I
Emphasize
Vainly
Everywhere

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2010, 02:53:45 PM »
Because
Everybody
Loves
It
Even
Vaginal
Excretions


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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2010, 03:04:30 PM »
Because
EMAW'ers
Love
Illicitly
Excrementing
Vaginal
Effluence

 :gocho:

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2010, 05:31:39 PM »
Because
EMAW'ers
Love
Illicitly
Excrementing
Vaginal
Effluence

 :gocho:

I am betting this slogan involves the following words

Believe
Execute
Listen
Improve
Exercise
Voracious
ENJOY!

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 05:50:31 PM »
Gill's going to be a gold mine.  Am starting to get a sense how KU fan's felt when Prince was trotting out this stuff like it's a junior high poetry class.

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From kusports.com

B: Believe in each other and the things not yet seen.

E: Empower people by encouragement.

L: Learn and press on toward the goal.

I: Influence by being a positive role model.

E: Expect great effort all the time.

V: Visualize excellence.

E: Enjoy the college football experience.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 06:05:07 PM »
Gill's going to be a gold mine.  Am starting to get a sense how KU fan's felt when Prince was trotting out this stuff like it's a junior high poetry class.

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From kusports.com

B: Believe in each other and the things not yet seen.   Dr. Pepper   :dunno:

E: Empower people by encouragement.

L: Learn and press on toward the goal.   Win the North   :dunno:

I: Influence by being a positive role model.

E: Expect great effort all the time.

V: Visualize excellence.

E: Enjoy the college football experience.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 06:35:08 PM »
this gill tenure is gonna be great  :cheers:

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2010, 07:58:32 PM »
"We pee in the butt"

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2010, 09:46:42 PM »
I was right on more than one.  I am GIDDY for the Gill era.

Ben, was that thug from Blinn the one you said was an NFL caliber linebacker?  Well, he gone.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 11:33:50 AM »
Rumblings that Gill has banned Easter baskets and chocolate bunnies because that is sacreligious.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 11:47:49 AM »
Word on the street is that Gill is taking a stand against idols and false images. Dark days ahead for clipart football guy.  :ohno:
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 02:15:46 PM »
What will become of "Rip their rough ridin' heads off?"

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2010, 02:20:41 PM »
Word on the street is that Gill is taking a stand against idols and false images. Dark days ahead for clipart football guy.  :ohno:

That piece of art is the bedrock of that program.  It isn't going anywhere.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2010, 12:28:00 PM »
turner gill  :lol:
EMAW

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2010, 03:03:55 AM »
Word is that Gill found a Harry Potter book in a player's locker and that player has now left the team.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2010, 04:59:45 AM »
I'm expecting faith healing.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2010, 09:26:13 AM »
I'm expecting faith healing.

Snake handling?!?!?   :excited:

If he starts speaking in tongues or handling serpents on the sideline, I will spring for the $99 season tickets with no payments due until August.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2010, 01:49:59 PM »
Bill:  "Didn't we just break his frackin' ankles??"


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If he starts speaking in tongues or handling serpents on the sideline, I will spring for the $99 season tickets with no payments due until August.
........I'm there for snakes :excited:

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2010, 03:08:19 PM »
What a fracking trainwreck. Safe to say we'll be paying much more attention that wreck than our own wreck.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2010, 03:09:30 PM »
What a fracking trainwreck. Safe to say we'll be paying much more attention that wreck than our own wreck.

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It's best for both programs if we just watch each other

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2010, 09:27:25 PM »
A+ video taken at the end of practice.

If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: UpperTrampStamp Hawks thread
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2010, 10:02:37 PM »
Really need to make sure their athletes can spell a 2 syllable word before running tape.
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