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Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« on: August 15, 2012, 04:18:06 PM »
Quote from: "Plugs" Biden 8/15/12
'Folks, where's it written we cannot lead the world in the 20th century in making automobiles?," said Biden.

Quote from:  "Plugs" Biden
"His mom lived in Long Island for 10 years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's – wait – your mom's still, your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." – Biden talking about the still-living mother of visiting Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, March 17, 2010.

My personal favorite:

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"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian-Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.”


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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2012, 04:32:38 PM »
Found another gem

Quote from:  Joe Biden 1/31/2007
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man."

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2012, 04:36:01 PM »
My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2012, 04:37:05 PM »
My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2012, 04:39:43 PM »
My all time favorite is when he told that guy in the wheelchair to stand up.

Lol, yes!

Quote from: "Plugs" Biden
Biden asked Sen. Chuck Graham to stand up to be recognized by the crowd at a rally on Sept. 9, 2008. Apparently, Biden somehow forgot that Graham uses a wheelchair. "Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," said Biden. “Oh, God love ya...What am I talking about?"

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2012, 05:03:27 PM »
I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2012, 09:28:43 AM »
Quote from: Joe
"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2012, 10:26:32 AM »
I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.

Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2012, 10:30:25 AM »
I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.

Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.

that would be so awesome.

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2012, 10:51:31 AM »
Quote from:  Joe
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2012, 10:57:57 AM »
Quote from: Joe
"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2012, 11:00:14 AM »
Quote from: Joe
"A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2012, 11:27:40 AM »
the best part about the people you don't like becoming pres/vp are the mess-ups.

you guys are starting to see how much fun 8 years of bush was for us  :D

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2012, 01:03:08 PM »
I think it's adorable that he says hilarious crap.

Yes. It's like having Tracy Morgan as our VP.

that would be so awesome.



HERE COMES THE FUNCOOKER!

(would be a great underground campaign slogan btw)
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2012, 01:04:00 PM »
I enjoy right wing nicknames for people

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2012, 01:52:09 PM »
VP gaffes are the comic relief of a Presidency.  Cheney never did or said anything hilarious in 8 years.  Well, unless you count the time he shot that dude in the face while hunting.  (It was hilarious because he survived!!)

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2012, 12:57:43 PM »
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"This is deadly earnest, man. This is deadly earnest," Biden said. "How they can justify--how they can justify--raising taxes when the middle class has been buried the last four years... How in Lord's name..."

I guess ole joe forgot who has been pres and vp the last 4 years. :lol:

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 01:31:59 PM »
Quote from:  Joe
"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2012, 12:50:25 PM »
Quote from: Joe
Check 1..2..3  ch ch check 1..2..3.. t  t  t  test    ....ready

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2012, 12:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Joe
Check 1..2..3  ch ch check 1..2..3.. t  t  t  test    ....ready

I trust you to tell me what happens

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2012, 02:36:12 PM »
Quote from: ole joe
"But you can't erase what you've already done, they've voted to extend tax cuts for the very wealthy, giving a $500 trillion dollar tax-cut to 120,000 families."

 :shakesfist:Romney/Ryan

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2012, 02:40:06 PM »
Biden is so BITB

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2012, 02:49:35 PM »
Biden is so BITB

he absolutely is. did you see the other day where he showed up at some townie campaign office with donuts for everyone wearing his complete stud avaiators and BB blazer?


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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2012, 02:51:57 PM »
Biden is so BITB

he absolutely is. did you see the other day where he showed up at some townie campaign office with donuts for everyone wearing his complete stud avaiators and BB blazer?



god, what an absolute stud :thumbs:

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Re: Official "Plugs" Biden gaffe thread
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2012, 02:56:51 PM »
You guys would have said Quayle was a stud if he were Dem. You'd have said G.W. Bush was a stud if he were a Dem. You aren't fooling me. I am on to you!