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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2011, 10:14:26 PM »
Pondwater Jack, what is your opinion on the McRibb?
Never had one.  Cain't afford it.  I am between jobs right now. 

What is that thing in your picture?  a fish?

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2011, 10:15:31 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2011, 10:16:25 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2011, 10:18:36 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.
Adam I think I can answer for all the K-State fans when I say, no offence taken.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2011, 10:19:25 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2011, 10:21:24 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?

Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2011, 10:22:41 PM »
 :zzz:

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2011, 10:23:34 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?


Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?


I meant IDENTIFIES AS not PRETENDS. That was unintentionally insensitive.
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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2011, 10:25:07 PM »
:zzz:
WAKE UP YANKEE! 

these guys are not so bad.  Why another hour with Jack Blasingame and they'll be eatin out of my  hand.....
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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2011, 10:26:05 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?

I meant IDENTIFIES AS not PRETENDS. That was unintentionally insensitive.

Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?

I imagine this comes up alot in you guys neck of the woods so I will defer to a more educated poster than myself. But for my opinion I am going to have to go with intent, and depends on if you see the anatomy.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #60 on: December 06, 2011, 10:27:51 PM »
yankee :lol:

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #61 on: December 06, 2011, 10:29:03 PM »
yankee :lol:

I will say you guys have alot better emitocons than us. I like this one,  :opcat: .

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #62 on: December 06, 2011, 10:30:02 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?

I meant IDENTIFIES AS not PRETENDS. That was unintentionally insensitive.

Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?

I imagine this comes up alot in you guys neck of the woods so I will defer to a more educated poster than myself.  I am going to have to go with intent, and depends on if you see the anatomy.
ADAM!  YOU SHUT UP!  Have you ever had a tranny wagglin his thing in your face?  NO!  Well, for the punisher it's old hat! You know your things about chasin down college girls and he knows about tranny's.  I think you make our fan base look stupid when you talk about thing you don't know nothin about.  

the Punisher is the authority on trannys and sex with them.  Go ahead sir and I apologise! we are not all like that.  And just so you know I always thought that song "I think I'm dancin with a man" was insensitive.  Some people go that way.  This is 2011.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #64 on: December 06, 2011, 10:33:02 PM »
yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.

I think I may stay here. 
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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #65 on: December 06, 2011, 10:34:32 PM »
So seriously how many of you live on a farm?  Can I see a show of hands?

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #66 on: December 06, 2011, 10:39:43 PM »
yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.

I think I may stay here. 
if you like it here why not?

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #67 on: December 06, 2011, 10:40:06 PM »
So seriously how many of you live on a farm?  Can I see a show of hands?
I raise emu.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #68 on: December 06, 2011, 10:40:30 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?

Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?

That is a really good question.  A question that could keep some people up at night.  First, by "banging" are you talking about just putting the tip in, all experimental like, or are you talking about shoving his/her/its kidneys around?

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« Reply #69 on: December 06, 2011, 10:42:13 PM »
This board is a bit like that group of guys that thinks rough ridin' a tranny with big tits isn't gay, and I mean that in the best of ways.

Is it a trans-man or trans-woman?

does it really matter?

Is it gay to bang a woman who pretends to be a man? This is a lot to think about. Is gay INTENT or is it ANATOMY?

That is a really good question.  A question that could keep some people up at night.  First, by "banging" are you talking about just putting the tip in, all experimental like, or are you talking about shoving his/her/its kidneys around?

well depending on the stage of "transformation"  I don't know how much you can really push the kidneys around.

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« Reply #70 on: December 06, 2011, 10:42:44 PM »
yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.

I think I may stay here.  
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #71 on: December 06, 2011, 10:43:35 PM »
the hur hur gay jokes are stupid though.  pretty boring.

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Re: Memaws' let me introduce my elf. My name is Jack Blasingame. Hog fan
« Reply #72 on: December 06, 2011, 10:43:50 PM »
yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.

I think I may stay here. 
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.

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« Reply #73 on: December 06, 2011, 10:45:49 PM »
yankee :lol:
in the last few minutes I have come to believe that this fan base likes Old Jacks.

I think I may stay here. 
if you like it here why not?
I will stay here but well have to make a few changes. I'm afraid that wouldn't be negoshiable.

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such as?
well for starters, I want Skinny Benny thrown the hell off of here immediately.  Second, I want to be a Boss.  Highest level. 
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« Reply #74 on: December 06, 2011, 10:48:32 PM »
Third, when I came through Manhattan Kansas about 30-35 years ago, I left a litter of bastards from Manhattan Kansas to Witchita.  I think that it is reasonable to consume that I am probably the daddy that many of you never new.  So I would like to be called "Daddy" by most everone here. 

Let's start there. I have more but for now that might content me.

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