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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2016, 12:35:40 PM »
pete's right. if we really want weber gone, then our time is better spent trying to come up with ways to make the football team suck.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #26 on: February 11, 2016, 12:41:52 PM »
This all seems a little extreme.  At Illinois of all places, all it took was a gradual dropoff over time following him leading the old coach's guys to a national title game.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #27 on: February 11, 2016, 12:45:48 PM »
How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2016, 12:52:12 PM »
Could we get him to go full Joe Montgomery?

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2016, 12:56:07 PM »
Just jump out in front of his car

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2016, 01:06:30 PM »

How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

Would only make sense if we had good recruits. No one will believe drug/sex party scandals if we have nothing to show for it.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2016, 01:52:30 PM »

How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

Would only make sense if we had good recruits. No one will believe drug/sex party scandals if we have nothing to show for it.

maybe the drugs/sex was really bad?

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2016, 03:25:37 PM »
Some sort of Dara's glory hole thing.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2016, 05:30:47 PM »
sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back
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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2016, 07:05:57 PM »
I remember this exact same thread a year ago. Brucenbuary.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2016, 07:49:29 PM »

I remember this exact same thread a year ago. Brucenbuary.

This thread probably should be pinned for future use.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2016, 07:50:52 PM »
Or maybe just update the title every year like my stats threads.

2018 Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired

Etc.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #37 on: February 11, 2016, 11:12:02 PM »
Or maybe just update the title every year like my stats threads.

2018 Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired

Etc.
could get more posts than the 'cruiting threads.
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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #38 on: February 11, 2016, 11:43:18 PM »
Spray roundup all over his yard


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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2016, 12:00:20 AM »
Spray roundup all over his yard

That's actually a great idea...sour oscar on Manhattan - "We gotta go honey, I jusch can't grow grasch here."

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #40 on: February 12, 2016, 06:58:36 AM »
Have officer Daris pull him over every day on his way home from work until he quits
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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2016, 08:42:55 AM »
sent a message to foster asking him to say publicly that oscar hit him in practice. got a return of

"man nobody would believe that because coach would have been in the hospital that day"

im trying here guys, will report back
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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2016, 08:49:41 AM »
I'VE GOT IT!

Two words: Neck Brace.

Nothing soured the tucks on Wooldridge more than the appearance of their coach on the sidelines with a neck brace after his neck surgery. Getting oscar to have to wear one this season would do the trick. It worked with Wooldridge - he was fired in the neck brace year.

The key is injuring his neck.

* We could designate someone to run up behind him and call his name really loud.
* Someone sneak into his bedroom late at night and prop up his pillows really high.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2016, 09:37:12 AM »
Spray roundup all over his yard


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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2016, 09:43:50 AM »
How about if we fabricate evidence linking him to a sex and/or drug scandal?

if only a poster on this blog had access to, idk, say a evidence room at the Riley Co Cop Shop and could plant some evidence on his vehicle.  It would take a real rowdy boy.
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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #45 on: February 12, 2016, 12:15:54 PM »
We shouldn't have this thread if we have a thread about us being the classiest fans in the nation.  But if you really want to do it, hire some young lass to say he felt her up.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #46 on: February 12, 2016, 01:13:06 PM »
We shouldn't have this thread if we have a thread about us being the classiest fans in the nation.  But if you really want to do it, hire some young lass to say he felt her up.

Literally no one will believe that oscar has the fortitude or the libido to do that.
I think this yoman guy is on to something....

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #47 on: February 12, 2016, 04:40:33 PM »
stop buying tickets and donating.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #48 on: February 12, 2016, 04:44:47 PM »
Donate to some competitor and send JC a copy of the check.

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Re: Brainstorm: Ways to get oscar Weber fired
« Reply #49 on: February 12, 2016, 05:26:06 PM »
Spring is nearly here, time too get the Weber out.