This thread takes me back to my chilhood talking to my little buddies about how we were going to have beautiful wives with big tits and we would be rolling in dough, driving a maserti. The reality is we have an old crone with tits like a fried egg, we're driving a chrysler mini van, that smokes, and we can't pay the mortgage.
Give it up, oscar won't win any tourney to make any fantasy come true