Fellow EMAW,
It is with great pleasure that I welcome you all to the FIRST ANNUAL go.EMAW.com SIGNING DAY FESTIVAL OF GREATNESS. Or, mommies'D'FOG as it's called for short (shout out to Kellis for that one! Love ya, bro).
It wasn’t such a long time ago that the mere mention of the phrase “letter of intent” would have sent shivers of ecstasy down an EMAW’ers spine. Well, we here at goEMAW.com aren’t going to let those heady days go without a fight!
We aim to put the magic back into signing day….the wonder, the mystery, the bountiful cup that runneth over with 2 stars…..IT’S ALL BACK! We are sponsoring two contests, and these are open to everyone, to commemorate this event:
1. Essay contest: The theme is "What signing day means to me."
WINNER GETS A FREE goEMAW.com T-SHIRT! Reply to this thread with your submission.
The Essay must be less than 100 words. Winning entries will be judged by our Moderators. This contest opens immediately, and will close this week at Midnight, Wednesday, Feb. 3rd. I have to be honest, I don't have very high expectations for this event, partly because the posters on this board are barely literate and partly because it's admittedly a stupid idea.....so, fracking surprise me, then.
Reply to this thread with your
essays....don't fracking make me PM your asses, this is a festival.
EDIT: 1. Poetry Contest: Obviously this board is a HUGE poetry board....pretty rough ridin' insensitive of me not to foresee this. That's on me. Same rules and awards apply as listed for the above, admittedly foolish and outdated, Essay Contest.
2. Photoshop contest: Best Photoshop, MSpaint, etc. job of a photo of one of our signees....in whatever manner you choose.
WINNER GETS A FREE goEMAW.com T-SHIRT! We’ll open a separate thread for this effort. Winning entries will be judged by our Moderators. This contest opens immediately, and will close this week at Midnight, Wednesday, Feb. 3rd. ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE! I actually do have really high hopes for this effort. I put early odds on 'Clams MS Paint abilities and we'd be foolish to rule out Dirty Sanchez...basically this mother fracker is wide open.